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How is Sarah Jessica Parker different from the other three actresses attending the premiere…

by Scott Feschuk on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:45pm - 0 Comments

How is Sarah Jessica Parker different from the other three actresses attending the premiere of the Sex and the City movie?

a) Only one to bring her own salad.

b) Her forced smile is slightly less forced than the forced smiles of the others, but only because theirs are so comically forced.

c) She insists on being the only one permitted to do narrative voiceovers even in real life: “We arrived on the red carpet for the big premiere! Me looking great and stylish and other ladies also there.”

d) Unlike the other three actresses, she does not want to kill Sarah Jessica Parker.

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The correct answer, as always, is e) She is not physically attractive.

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  • Mark

    What? The Emperor isn’t wearing any clothes?!? I don’t know about the rest of the world, but for me it wasn’t so much like an Emperor’s New Clothes thing (presumably where we actually think she’s attractive because everyone says it — at least I think that’s the reference… my memory of the whole Emperor story is a little rusty and I keep getting confused with the Emperor/Darth Sidius character who people say is attractive because he’ll do that force-lightning thing if you don’t) anyway what was I saying? Oh yeah, I always thought she was attractive because she was so cool as Patti in Square Pegs and I had such a huge crush on her from that (25 years ago?) that it just carried over. So thank you Scott (I think) for making me look at her and realize that she’s really not that attractive. While I’m rambling on I should add that 2 of the other three ain’t that nice looking either…

    So I now realize that your post didn’t actually talk about the whole Emperor’s New Clothes thing, that was actually my analogy — notice how most of my comment is about that anyway. It’s all about me I guess :)

  • BLS

    The one on the left, in the red dress: is that what you were referring to specifically by the term “forced smile”? Shouldn’t that be in all caps, underlined, and bold?

  • Jay

    Scott Feshchuk: From the Prime Minster’s Office to blogging about celebrities that will never know who he is

  • Alex

    The absolute best part of that blog is the “horses” tag at the end. Priceless.

  • Marilyn

    Is that a pineapple on her head?

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