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He also offers his thoughtful perspective of Stephen Harper’s last 10 years in his recent eBook, The Harper Decade.

Uncle Stephen

by Paul Wells on Thursday, September 4, 2008 3:02pm - 83 Comments

Several colleagues who were around the table on a familiar downtown patio last week will be my witnesses. With as much luck as insight, I called Stephen Harper’s writ-drop virage. What was certain was that he would change style radically when an election became inevitable, the better to short-sheet the Liberals. He changed his manner completely when the 2006 campaign began, and it worked. He was certain to change his manner again. What was harder to tell was which way he would swerve. I had a hunch — and it was only a hunch because on matters like this, the Conservative brain trust stops dropping hints — that Harper would exchange steely-and-dominant for warm, avuncular, reassuring. What I said, on the patio last week, was, “He’s going to run as Louis St. Laurent.” And here’s the old gent now:

We have come about a million miles from the 2004 pre-writ ads (“MY name. Is Stephen Harper”). Note that the Louis St. Laurent shtick does not nullify the other comparisons I’ve made in my continuing attempts to (a) figure the guy out (b) explain him. To recap:

  • Goal: Mackenzie King. A long term in office to implement incremental but irreversible change in policy direction and to anchor his party as the dominant electoral player for a generation.
  • Method: Richard Nixon. Define your base by class, not geography, and never be swayed by the opprobrium of commentators who will never be part of your base.
  • Manner: Uncle Louis. Not always, mind you. He’ll be a different guy indeed on his Angry Days. But I’m pretty sure the Liberals have nothing in their kitty to counter the first recorded appearance of Stephen Harper in a cuddly sweater vest.

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  • Alberta Girl

    Gee – maybe,just maybe he is actually like that; it is just he has been portrayed as a “scowling,controlling, bully” by the opposition and the media.

    I know, I know, I am just a “partisan hack” spewing “CPC talking points”. Except, I am not.

  • Jarrid

    Going through this comment thread, one individual, Norman Spector, says he’s met the guy in private and says the guy in the ads is exactly like Stephen Harper he’s met in person. I’ll take his word for it.

  • M. Higgins

    Great dad…but you’ve cast the wrong actor in this role…He’s not believable…

    …A good father would not have cancelled Canada’s first National ChildCare agreement with the provinces – brought to us by Prime Minister Paul Martin
    …A good father would put an end to the meaningless death of our children (our unprotected soldiers)in Afghanistan (97 to date)
    …A good father would not block solutions to greening our country so that children will one day ‘breathe’ clean air (undoing Canada’s leading role on the environment.
    …A good father would not model for his children ‘schoolyard bullying’ antics as this father has done in ousting Canada’s only female party leader, Green Party leader,Elizabeth May
    …A good father would not lie, then claw back the life-savings of our grandparents through his actions on Income Trust Funds – set aside for their grandCHILDREN’s education!
    …A good father would not “ACT” but take action on all of the above!

  • Rob

    Warm and fuzzy? Just who does this man take Canadians to be? He might be able to pretend that he is one of us but his policies against culture, arts, natives, families and the provinces are saying something else.

  • Alex

    All what I read from the previous comments of the crying leftist babies so far is that they are very upset that Steven Harper stopped feeding them from the public trough. They were used to be paid for producing crappy “Art” that no one wants to see or hear. Having government pay to babysit and change the diapers of their children so that they can engage in self-serving “activism”.

  • Marvin

    The Harper Ad spoofs have begun:

  • Marvin

    The sweater vest spoofs have already started:

  • T. Thwim

    I’ve got no reason to doubt Mr. Spector. Politicians don’t succeed unless they can be fairly warm and fuzzy one on one.

    Of course, whether Mr. Harper knits little slippers for kittens so they don’t get cold feet or whether he skins them alive and eats them doesn’t really affect me. What matters are his promises, his policies, and how the two match up.

    The disappointing answer is.. they don’t.

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