If history repeats itself, on the morning of Feb. 2, 2009, half a day into the third annual “Ships and Dip” music cruise, the Barenaked Ladies and several hundred of their most dedicated fans will assemble on the deck of the Norwegian Jewel for a group photo in the Caribbean sunshine. Before you ask, yes: they will all be bare naked. “My God, what an icebreaker,” says P.J. Evans, a 36-year-old Web developer from Oxford, England, who’s twice sailed with the Ladies, along with his wife and young son. And while the famously outgoing Toronto band is the only one promising full-on nudity, they’re far from alone in offering an intimate musical experience on the high seas. Sixthman, the Atlanta-based promoter that pioneered the phenomenon, has four other music cruises scheduled this winter, with headliners as diverse as classic southern rockers Lynyrd Skynyrd, singer-songwriters Lyle Lovett and Emmylou Harris, and pop-rock heartthrob John Mayer (on the appallingly named “Mayercraft Carrier”). As a musical venue, it doesn’t get much less rock and roll than a cruise ship. But in an era where fans expect far more access to their musical heroes, the cruises are proving a perfect fit for artists with devoted, affluent, thirtysomething or older fan bases. “It’s the ultimate place to host a festival,” says Andy Levine, Sixthman’s owner.
Those fans aren’t getting what they need from the traditional concert experience, says Levine, to which Evans can testify. “I’ve been going to gigs . . . since my early teens,” he says, “and I’d say 90 per cent of the time the experience sucks.” You find yourself either in “dirty little venues” or in cavernous, acoustically challenged arenas, he complains; VIPs and season ticket holders score all the best seats; and bands are forced to play the same assortment of classics or risk cheesing off their more casual fans. “On the cruise, the setlist gets torn up,” he enthuses, in favour of B-sides, obscure material and unpredictable covers. While each fan gets tickets to one headlining show in the ship’s main theatre, jam sessions, impromptu poolside shows and collaborations with the dozen-or-so other bands along for the ride are perhaps even more memorable. On online message boards, including one Evans runs for Ships and Dip, fans reminisce over the performances, exchange embarrassing photos and compare sunburns and hangovers. Levine says almost 60 per cent rebook for the following year.
A month before the Ladies’ inaugural cruise, lead singer Steven Page said he worried that five days at sea “with our biggest fans . . . could be a little claustrophobic.” If passenger reports from the second cruise are any indication, his guard soon came down. (He apparently felt comfortable enough to publicly canoodle with a new girlfriend, to the surprise of fans who assumed he was still married.) Clearly the price of admission—anywhere from $599 to $3,499 per person for Ships and Dip, exclusive of airfare, booze and tips—weeds out a good percentage of the rowdies.
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