Let’s close out the year by reflecting on the personalities and events of 2008 and compiling the Third Annual List of Words That Ought to be Added to the Dictionary:
aniston verb the inability to just let it go already: Twelve years after the championship game, Roger still anistoned that untimely fumble.
bernanke verb to appear bewildered and helpless in the face of events. syn. paulson, flaherty, federline
blagojevich noun 1. one who commits a crime with comic ineptness: That blagojevich robbed a bank without a mask—or a gun! 2. a grown man who wears a marmot upon his head.
bush verb to long achingly for someone’s departure: After finding half a pizza in the crack of our sofa, my wife began bushing about my couch-crashing best friend.
cheney noun 1. a creature, rarely seen in public, possibly mythical, believed to feed exclusively upon kitty-cats and the souls of orphans. 2. one who successfully hunts the most dangerous game of all—man!
Conservative (orig. Canadian) noun one who advocates and strictly adheres to principles of free market political orthodoxy, right up until achieving power.
dion verb 1. to refuse to abandon a failed idea even when it’s obvious that no one likes it: Beyoncé is dioning this whole Sasha Fierce thing. syn. greenshift. 2. to resign in failure and then, not long thereafter, to resign even sooner in even more failure. 3. adjective blurry, out of focus.
dow verb to decline so rapidly as to force the monocles of heretofore wealthy tycoons to pop from their eye sockets.
greenspan verb to reappraise after his departure one widely believed to be competent at his job and realize he was, in fact, not: When the auditor discovered that our financial records consisted of nothing more than doodles of a fancy yacht, a private island and bags marked with a dollar sign, we began greenspanning about our departed CFO.
harper verb to overplay one’s hand. noun the belief in some cultures that a simple blend of polyester and cotton, when spun into the shape of a vest, can confer human qualities on inert objects.
ignatieff verb 1. to have something you’ve long desired simply fall into your lap: King Arthur, while relieving himself, was ignatieffed by the Holy Grail atop the urinal. 2. to smile in a manner that suggests the very act of smiling is causing tremendous discomfort. noun 1. the world’s only known set of self-aware eyebrows.
jackman noun a genre of screenwriting wherein the plot is meticulously constructed to maximize shirt removal. syn. mcconaughey.
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How about this one that seems to have been overlooked.
Rae (noun) 1. The vain hope that, having once proven themselves inept at fiscal responsibility at one level, people will forgive, forget, or (preferably) both when asking for their blessing to do it all over again, only to a whole country. (My unemployed brother-in-law felt quite rae when he applied for the car loan, but the loan officer knew he was a deadbeat.)
2. (verb) To strive for high public office after having demonstrated an unfortunate lack of economic understanding at the provincial level; then suddenly making an about turn and deferring to a rival who apparently knows even less about economics at any level.
And this one:
Feschuk (verb) To use thoughtful humour and clever irony to show up people for what they are.
(Boy, did he feschuk the Prime Minister, or what?)
Period: used at the end of a statement to explicitly highlight the fact that you are lying. ‘I will never have a coalition with them, period.’
hannah montanna- 1. the ability to include the least number of words in a song and still make it sound pointless and ADD. 2. to make listening to music ( country pop) about as uncomfortable as possible. 3. to ryme a state with a name and make everyone regret it.
now remember this is just an opinion so don’t take it personally.
p.s my spelling probably sucks.
oh and if you think hannah montanna is as stupid as i do, please comment and add more. = )
[...] out of Macleans. Harper is my personal favorite. Hugh Jackman is just purely gratuitous. Check it. http://blog.macleans.ca/2008/12/22/words-that-ought-to-be-in-the-dictionary-’08-edition/ Written by admin in: Celebrity [...]
RE: “aniston” as an addition to the dictionary: Leave her alone, already. You deal with having your husband leave you for another woman – period. Then try and deal with it when it’s splashed all over the press, day in and day out, for years afterward, and we’ll see just how able you are to let it go.
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