now remember this is just an opinion so don’t take it personally.

p.s my spelling probably sucks.

And this one:

Feschuk (verb) To use thoughtful humour and clever irony to show up people for what they are.
(Boy, did he feschuk the Prime Minister, or what?)

So, here are these navel-gazing, self-assured Canadians, feeling superior for no other reason that they have adopted a very familiar chauvinistic bigotry. This is not to let the American Government off the hook for engaging in adventurous homicidal rampages for the benefit of various industries they’re in bed with. You want to fight terrorists, you blind idiots, attack Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. Is that some kind of revelation to you?

I feel compelled to inform you that many of these words were already defined by yours truly. For Example:

Obama (vb.) – To disarm one’s enemies by implicitly breaking the taboos that gave them their power.

Dion (adj.) – inexplicably awesome despite the circumstances.

Greenspan (vb.) – Scott, you say that to Palin is to do what has already been defined as to Greenspan, i.e. “to speak words generally accepted to be part of the English language, but to make no sense while doing so.”

and,

Harper (n.) – A psychological condition that renders one incapable of accepting personal responsibility for anything, while having the paradoxical trait of believing that nothing is done right unless it is done by oneself.

Thanks Scott, your others are spot on.

~K

MJ: send me at email at sfeschuk@sympatico.ca and I’ll dispatch your prize via the spellbinding power of “the internets.”

Sincere thanks to all who entered — several definitions are disarmingly better than the ones I produced.

The best of the Christmas season to everyone!

Pro-rogue: kick the bastards out. All of them!!

Radio2 noun 1. to leave something in much worse shape than it was in before 2. to damage a national treasure for no apparent reason: When that crazy geologist guy took a hammer to Michelangelo’s Pieta he really did a Radio2 on it.

Duffy noun 1. an inconcievable event takes place where money changes hands 2. to sell ones soul for 134,000 per year: Louis Vuitton getting Keith Richards to appear in advertising for their hand bags was certainly a duffy.

Well on second thought it was either him or ALF.

“It took some tarsanding, but that fat chick has a good personality”

To find and keep a job (despite the lack of any talent or credentials) because you coincidentally share a surname with somebody capable. eg “I was going to be cut from the team, but because my name is Dwayne Gretzky, I Feschuked a spot”. See also Feschuk, Dave.

Infotainment- (Noun) ; discription of what passes for journalism in the various media those days.
Ex; Instead of reporting on the facts of the Liberal EI scandle it was given the importance of ‘infotainment’ on the evening news.

Hypocrite- (Noun) ; Discription of a politician who mouth is on auto answer. ex; Alo/anglophones in Quebec saw Charest as a hypocrite for making the remark “I will work for all Quebecers” before he has had a chance to even form a new cabinet.

Fact is, you don’t know most Americans. But if you did, you’d see that most Americans are decent people, just like not all Canadians are not self-obsessed grudge-nursers (see Alberta and Quebec).

Oh, also, I understand how American-bashing requires no thought or creativity, so people usually go for it (see Rick Mercer and t he CBC) but taking the easy path betrays a certain amount of ignorance, even in people who are so convinced they are worldly and enlightened.

For the record, I am Canadian. And I don’t have to bash American’s to feel good about being Canadian.

Rogers (v) – to be screwed by a large corporation. Eg. I’ve been rogersed again by my bank.

Rogers (v) – to be screwed by a large corporation. Eg. I’ve been rogersed again.

Canadian: A person who is a citizen of a country without a working government (for that last 6 years), although it costs more in taxes than if there was a working gorvernment. (See American)

American: Often used as a synomym of Canadian.

MP (Canada): A person who is paid immense sums of money not to work for 7 months of the year. For the remaining 5 months, the person actually attempts to work, but is paid during that time to under-achieve.

North American Auto Industry: A mythical thing which has not existed since the late 1970′s. None the less, it costs taxpayers a fortune in tax and other credits, and annually, at that.

Scott Feschuck: A Canadian Ego, larger than William Shathner’s and Simon Cowell’s combined.