Caption Challenge: Special “We’ve Gone and Taken Our Jackets Off – Your Move, Economic Crisis!” Edition

The winner shall receive a $40-billion budgetary shortfall (Actual prize probably something nicer)

by Scott Feschuk on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:28pm - 124 Comments

Caption Contest

Wherry has already mentioned the photo op that led to this not-at-all awkward portrait of “Shirtsleevery in a Time of Crisis,” so let us (ie. me) not dwell.

Instead, let us (ie. you) simply come up with a caption that is equal parts hilarious comedy and penetrating insight – or at least one that marvels at the sheer number of inanimate props handed out for the occasion (documents, a coffee cup, Jim Flaherty).

As befits the occasion, the winner shall receive a $40-billion budgetary shortfall. What a precious heirloom to pass down to your children and your children’s children! (Actual prize probably something nicer.)

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  • Meg

    Cover photo for direct-to-DVD release “The Hill: Season 40, Disc 2″.

  • Marc J Ouellette

    The Harperanos, Season 2 Cast Photo.

    • Marc J Ouellette

      From left: ‘No-Smile’ Lafitte, ‘Slim Jim’ Flahertini, ‘Don Tony’ Harperano, Consigliere ‘Baby Cup’ Concentratti, and Doctor Mell-Fee.

    • Marc J Ouellette

      From left: Diane Finley as ‘No-Smile’ Lafitte (crew boss), Jim Flaherty as ‘Slim Jim’ Flahertini (family underboss), Stephen Harper as Don ‘Big Don’ Harperini (family don), Stockwell Day as ‘Baby Cup’ Concentratti (family advisor), and Lisa Raitt as Doctor Mell-Fee (‘Big Don’ Harperini’s psychiatrist).

    • Marc J Ouellette

      What can I say, the photo reminded me of ‘The Sopranos’ ‘s ‘Last Supper Cast Photo’ by Annie Leibovitz, with ‘Tony Soprano’ ‘s inner circle standing around him.

  • Kevin K.

    I realize variations on this one have already been done, but what about this…

    “Only Harper and Flaherty were oblivious to the obvious: the budget the PM held, and the gas he didn’t, were both stinkers.”

    Or, perhaps a bit more crudely put….

    “Even Flaherty’s ‘morning wood’ was stiffly pre-positioned for the photo-op.”

  • http://www.AdamMOnTheFrontPage.blogspot.com Adam M

    The Harper cabinet examines fabric swatches prior to Tuesday’s announcement of tax relief for renovation projects.

  • Jason G

    “As soon as Flaherty stops forcing that smile I’m totally sucker punching him.”

  • Dennis Van Staalduinen

    HARPER: Now be cool. Very slowly… very slowly… look over my left shoulder. Is there something there?
    No? Man, I could have sworn I saw the corpse-like wraith of Stockwell Day!

  • Dennis Van Staalduinen

    He may be “Mr. Day.”
    But “Mr. Morning?”
    Not so much.

  • farfromhome

    Now remember, let’s all focus on something different, that way we can say we’ve covered all the angles

  • Just visiting

    Stock, we defunded Genome Canada like you wanted, but we just can’t deport all the DNA scientists without a majority.

  • Just visiting

    “Stock, we gave you the Genome Canada defunding, but we can’t deport scientists without a majority.”

    • Just visiting

      Ooops. No redo’s…

  • maggieT

    What began as a solemn budgetary meeting livened up considerably when PM Stephen Harper remembered the Jack Daniels he had stashed in the room for just such an occasion …

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