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His master's voice: I have seen the future, and it looks like Australia in 2002

by Paul Wells on Monday, March 23, 2009 12:10pm - 18 Comments

So when The Australian’s foreign editor Greg Sheridan wrote last week, “Australian diplomacy is in a dreadful mess. It is the least resourced and most thinly spread diplomatic tool of any country with which Australia could possibly compare itself,” he reckoned without the profoundly collegial spirit of Stephen Harper, who is always eager to make sure Australia can compare itself favourably to somebody.

Hence this extraordinary story in Le Devoir (warning: It’s published in Not English), which shows that between the Conservatives’ first, 2006-2007 budget and 2010-2011, the Department of Foreign Affairs budget will have been cut by $450 million, a 19% cut. This is way better than that piker John Howard, who merely held his country’s foreign-affairs budget stagnant for a decade.

Sections within the foreign-affairs budget that will come in for the biggest cuts include “diplomacy and defence of interest” and “bilateral relations,” each of which will be cut by more than one-fifth. The department’s commercial section is growing nicely, though.

(Le Devoir‘s reporter takes care to point out that much of the early reporting on this story was done by the Ottawa diplomatic weekly Embassy.)

The good news is that during the same period, the military budget will have grown by about one-quarter. Because when you want a bigger, more active army, it’s best not to know too much about the world in which it’ll be working.

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  • Michael

    Well do taxpayers really want to see their hard earned dollars spent on lavish galas and the international cocktail circuit?

    …..you knew someone would eventually make that reference…….

    • Critical Reasoning

      LOL. The first reader response to the Le Devoir makes the exact same reference to that boorish Harper and his alleged dismissal of culture.

      “Avec Stephen Harper et les reformistes il faut que leurs politiques fassent du bruit et de l’argent, comme avec du pétrole, des armes à feu et des chars d’assaut. L’art de la diplomatie et les politiques culturelles sont des choses beaucoup trop tranquilles et subtiles pour ces idéologues conservateurs.”

  • Alex

    Here’s the link to the article from Embassy.

  • archangel

    When traveling abroad in the continental style
    It’s my belief one must attempt to be discreet
    And subsequently bear in mind your transient position
    Allows you a perspective that’s unique

    And though you’ll find your itinerary’s a blessing and a curse
    Your wanderlust won’t let you settle down
    And you’ll wonder how you ever fathomed that you’d be content
    To stay within the city limits of a small Alberta town

    Most vagabonds I knowed don’t ever want to find the culprit
    That remains the object of their long relentless quest
    The obsession’s in the chasing and not the apprehending
    The pursuit you see and never the arrest

    Without fear of contradiction “bon voyage” is always hollered
    In conjunction with a wave goodbye from shore
    By a Liberal named Ignatieff (or Iggy) and furthermore
    Is not overly concerned that we won’t see him anymore

    Planes and trains and boats and buses
    Characteristically evoke a common attitude of blue
    Unless you have a suitcase and a ticket and a passport
    And the cargo that they’re carrying is you

    A foreign affair juxtaposed with a stateside
    And domestically approved romantic fancy
    Is mysteriously attractive due to circumstances knowing
    It will only be parlayed into a memory

    – With apologies to Tom Waits

    • http://www.jackmitchell.ca Jack Mitchell

      Bravo!

  • http://www.tennisvagabond.com BigDaveS

    I am absolutely gobsmacked what a bad prime minister this idiot has become. I may be forced to vote red for the first time in my life just to get rid of this band of morons.

  • http://www.jackmitchell.ca Jack Mitchell

    Don’t forget that I have officially declared today to be Good News Day 2009, Paul. As this is merely the acceleration of existing Tory trends, with the already well-known aim of destroying any independent influence Canada might hope to have in the whole wide world (internationalism being, after all, up there with Satanism), this post is kosher; and in fact such self-evisceration lays the groundwork for our eventual restoration among the ranks of self-respecting nations, on that glad day when these Little Canaders are finally pushed off the Tarpeian Rock. In other words, let the celebration continue!

    • Paul Wells

      Yay!

  • http://carnewsandviews.com jwl

    Gadzooks! A Con government implementing con policies, whatever next.

    I assume ‘commercial section’ means trade so I have no problem with less money for tea and nattering while budget for trade issues is increased. And more money for military means people might actually care what our tea drinking natterers have to say.

    • Kenneth

      snore

    • archangel

      It’s like re-imagining Alice in Wonderland — except the Mad Hatter has an unregisterd long gun.

      • http://coyne kc

        jwl – parsed. If they wont trade with us, we have the means to make them.

  • Bill Simpson

    “It is the least resourced and most thinly spread diplomatic tool of any country with which Australia could possibly compare itself.” How did he reach this conclusion and who did he compare Australia with?

    I just checked our government website; Canada seems pretty widely represented. Are we underrepresented now, after the cuts? It is possible that they simply were spending too much money before. Just the fact of a 20% cut is not necessarily a bad thing. Perhaps they are doing more with less?

    • Jesse A

      Yeah, cause the government website is such an excellent source for measuring the government’s performance and respect.

      • Bill Simpson

        No – I just looked up the locations of our embassies, trade delegations etc. There are quite a lot of them in some quite surprising places. My question was straightforward.

        • http://coyne kc

          Harper’s blueprint involves keeping the embassies, we just wont have anyone to staff them. I suppose they can always avail themselves of the other guys tourist bureaus?

  • Wascally Wabbit

    Fergit Australia’s Howard Furrin policy (it was written in the Bush White House anyway).
    They are now going to turn all their Aborigines into diplomats (as are the Noo Zealanders with their Maoris – yup Jonah Lomu will be the Kiwi’s Furrin Minister – he can bang a few heads together -can Jonah)…
    you heard this by the barbie first!

  • http://members.shaw.ca/nspector4 Norman Spector

    A follow-up article on Tuesday indicates that the analysis was skewed by including EDC data, which varies considerably year-to-year. The journalist blames Foreign Affairs for providing the data.

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