ITQ goes to the G20: From protest theory to practice (burning effigies not included)

1:55:28 PM…: The lunch break is over and the briefing session has, presumably,

by kadyomalley on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:41am - 19 Comments

1:55:28 PM: The lunch break is over and the briefing session has, presumably, resumed, but those acquainted with ITQ and her allergy to sitting inside when there are events to be liveblogged has joined a small G20Voice breakaway sect, and is now playing hookey in The City, which is where The Protests are supposed to happen (or Happen). We’re a miscreant band of rebels from the G20Voice briefing, some of whom are dutifully photoblogging the annoyingly controlled chaos that is not so much breaking loose as politely introducing itself through the winding streets of the financial sector. It’s definitely a bigger and more diverse crowd than you’d find on the Hill at any given rally, but not exactly the blood in the streets that was billed. Has anyone coined the phrase “protest porn”? Because I think the leadup to this definitely applies. Anyway, we’ve now wandered off in search of a wily band of climate change protesters, which is also giving ITQ a rather unique introduction to London. Forget Big Ben – what does that sign say, and why is it upside down?

And yes, if I see a pro-G20 “Capitalism! Give it one more chance!” demonstration, I’ll totally stop by.

2:19:30 PM: As one of my fellow protest tourists just pointed out, using the megaphone to shout the phrase, “We have workshops!” is not the most effective street outreach strategy. Also, there was almost a confrontation between an angry man in a wheelchair and the climate change activists who have blocked off the street, but then he changed his mind, called off the blocade running and is currently smoking a cigarette.

2:24:16 PM: Off to try to catch a “horse charge”, which is exactly what it sounds like, and which will apparently be happening back at Bankers Are Evil headquarters. Every now and then we pass a cluster of suit-clad bankerish looking people huddled in alleys outside Hy’sian restaurants, who are clearly the target of the sprinkled pockets of carefully choreographed rage. They look just like Hill staffers watching a noontime protest — not angry, just wondering whether it’s worth going back to work. After living through the chaos of O-Day, I can empathize. Being inside the security cordon is so much less exciting than you’d think.

2:32:04 PM: In case anyone wondered, you actually *can* wander down the streets of The City berrying frantically without being run over by a car. I know, I was pleased too!

2:39:19 PM: Update on Bankers Are Evil But Not So Good At Erecting Cordons — the crowd has broken through the first barricade, although the bobbies have pushed back, and those of us on the edge just had to hastily scramble to the nearest higher ground to avoid being caught in the stream. It’s not actually violent – or even as intense as some protests I’ve seen back home – but there is a feeling that, if it’s going to go angry pear-shaped, now may be the time.

It’s strange seeing the police so — unSWAT-teamified. They look so much less puffy.

“Have the lines been broken,” a girl wonders. Literally or metaphorically?

2:46:09 PM: Okay, we’re now with the stream – the diffusing stream, as opposed to the stream of outrage – and heading back to Westminster Central Hall for the last half of the afternoon session. At leat, in theory — I’m actually exhausted enough that I may sneak off for a nap.

Meanwhile, the police have now successfully – or apparently successfully for the moment – sealed the red-flag-wavers, who are apparently anarchists and the main target of interest for the security clampdown – into a single block. Unfortunately, there are non-anarchist bystanders caught in the net, which doesn’t sound very pleasant at all.

We, on the other hand, have escaped down the tube; my new companions are proving to be able at wrangling the BlackBerry zombie in their midst, even when she nearly gets mowed down in a stampede.

3:29:10 PM: Okay, the jetlag may have caught up with me. I’m going to forward this update back to Toronto for posting, and see if some delightfully greasy British food will rally my flagging energy. Come on, fourth wind – I know you’re out there.

Further bulletins later, in a new post, most likely.

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  • Lord Kitchener’s Own

    Yay!

    Liveblogging from across the pond!!!

    This is very exciting. The time stamps throw me off a bit though. It feels like I’m living in the past!

  • Wascally Wabbit

    This blog should be subtitled “Kady does Fleet Street”
    BTW – if you run into Guy Fawkes – tell him of another HoC that truly needs a fire lighting under it!

  • Critical Reasoning

    And yes, if I see a pro-G20 “Capitalism! Give it one more chance!” demonstration, I’ll totally stop by.

    LOL.

  • Wotcher?

    Kate Fox, in “Watching the English” suggested that a typical chant at an English demonstration would go like this:
    “What do we want?”
    “Gradual change!”
    “When do we want it?”
    “In due course!”

    • Lord Kitchener’s Own

      LOL,

      There’s a GREAT mob scene like that in the Simpsons that I can’t find online, but I did find this example:

      Carl: What do we want?
      All: More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
      Carl: When do we want it?
      All: Soon!

      There’s a better one with a long convoluted answer to “When do we want it” but I can’t remember it!

      For some reason this also made me think of last night’s Daily Show bit on the rebranding of the War on Terror. They showed a pic of Obama from the campaign standing in front of a podium with “Modifications Deemed Logistically Plausible” on it. I thought that was pretty funny.

      (That’s “Change we can believe in” if you missed it, lol).

  • http://carnewsandviews.com jwl

    I wonder if the ‘Sod off, swampy’ bloke is still around to kick some protester butts.

  • http://ontario-geofish.blogspot.com/ Harold Asmis

    I hope your cheap bosses gave you some new reliable Blackberries to burn through.

  • Harbles

    CBC reporting Broken windows at the Royal Bank of Scotland building. It sounds rather violent in contrast with ITQ’s light hearted reports.
    Must be the malnutrition and sleep deprivation.

    • Kaplan

      Broken windows? OMG!

      Quick, someone find Kee’s baby…it’s The Uprising!

      • Harbles

        Yeah no big deal I suppose. We have had bigger Hockey riots, and that’s when the home team wins!

  • Sisyphus

    There are also reports of City ‘blokes” waving 10 pound notes at the protesters from the windows of their cubicle repositories. Adds to the feelings of brotherhood and good will, no doubt.

  • Ted

    G20 Riots are nothing compared to the justice committee meetings Kady has covered

  • http://phantomobserver.com PhantomObserver

    The pints, KOM. Don’t forget the pints!

  • http://caiti-online.blogspot.com/ Transcanada

    I’ve seen the London Metro Police in action during the Palestinian demonstrations over the Gaza attacks in 12/08 and I must say they do an admirable job of keeping order.

    The tactic seems to be ‘divide protesters into small groups’ and deflate enthusiasm by ignoring them. It worked well for a good sized mob of protesters near the Israeli Embassy. After the smaller sub-groups were pushed into the side streets and ignored they gave up and went away after a couple hours. Very understated but effective. Much less dramatic than riot police and tear gas. I liked the way it was handled.

  • http://www.savedarfur.org Sophia Geffros

    Wow, thanks so much Kady!

  • http://www.jackmitchell.ca Jack Mitchell

    Nice work, ITQ!

  • Just Visiting

    Doug Saunders twittered earlier today that if you think today’s festivities in London were unruly, you should image google “Poll Tax Riot” and have a look. The Wikipedia article will also set the record straight.

    London mobs have a long illustrious history, and brought many social gains to public attention for the first time. They did this through rigid adherence to principles, and a liturgical respect for ritual, with a bleeding nose or two thrown in.

    - JV

    • Sisyphus

      Long live Wat Tyler….. and oddly enough, Jack Straw.

  • Mulletaur

    This is wonderful, Kady – so much fun ! Brings me back to when they boarded up Hackney at 3:30 pm so they could announce the poll tax amount (the highest in the U.K. in the poorest borough) at 6:30. And then the riot broke out …

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