A portrait of Canada's political culture (Part 1)

by Andrew Coyne on Friday, August 28, 2009 2:01pm - 85 Comments

090828_harper2As ever with Stephen Harper, there is an in-your-face element to the latest batch of Senate appointments. It’s almost as if he said to himself, okay, if I’m going to get slammed for these appointments anyway, what are the most obnoxiously partisan, disgustingly sycophantic choices I can make? I know — I’ll name my former press flack! No, wait — I’ll name the president of the party! Or maybe — yes! — the most hyper-partisan, Grit-hating thug I know, my former campaign manager!

I’ve got it! I’ll appoint all of them!

Yes, I know, the Liberals did just the same for years — the same Grits who are now assailing the appointments, just as the Tories used to attack theirs. This is the cycle we have become caught in, each party justifying its own excesses by the other’s, each hypocritically accusing the other of hypocrisy. And the public, educated by long useage to expect no better, cannot even be roused to outrage any more. Time was when this sort of flagrant cronyism would have caused a scandal. Certainly in any other country it would. But not here, not any more.

We have a deeply, deeply cynical political culture, and the Senate is a big part of it. A country that teaches itself to accept that one of its two legislative bodies should be composed almost entirely of appointed party hacks and bagmen (the other being made up of obedient ciphers) can accommodate itself to a great many things.

Our tolerance for separatism acted in much the same way. We knew it was wrong, but we told ourselves it was right: that the reason we tolerated the intolerable — a perpetual threat to destroy the country unless ransom was paid, in larger and larger installments — was not because we were weak and fearful, but because we were decent and wise. Thus fear begat shame, and shame begat rationalization, and rationalization begat our current state of affairs: total amorality.

I suppose you can mount some sort of chess-playing rationale for Harper’s latest descent: he had to appoint somebody — might as well be people whose loyalty he can depend upon; with a majority in the Senate as early as next year, he’ll be in a better position to pass Senate reform; if he’d appointed respectable, upstanding pillars-of-the-community types, the kind with cross-party support, he’d simply be rehabilitating the status quo. So you see, by appointing egregious partisan hacks, he’s actually still a reformer.

But if that’s his strategy, why be so timid about it? Why not appoint his horse? Or convicted criminals? Colin Thatcher to the Senate!

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  • Stephen

    Did these senators agree to be appointed under the same conditions as the last batch (the duffy wallin batch)

    You know, agree to leave after a certain time etc. Just curious

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Scott_Tribe Scott_Tribe

    Again, Kathy.. as to your Conservative-supporting colleagues..top obfuscating. The Liberals have nothing to do with "obstructing" the reform of the Senate. It's Harper's own refusal to reopen the Constitution and get 7 provinces with 75% of the population to agree to the Senate reform proposals he wants.. or his fear that they won't agree.

  • Calgary Junkie

    The Senate is one of the LPC's many tarbabies. The more Coyne and others in the media discuss it, the better. So thanks, Andrew.

    Perhaps some columns on other things that spook Ignatieff– the Coalition, the GST, crime & justice, s'il vous plait ?

  • Daniel Rinfret

    Here's the deal tho… The Liberals have held power for 97% of Canada's lifespan. You have had essentially 1-party dic tatorships… notwithstanding you get to go elect a new batch every so often. Liberals are statist dictatorships and the Natural Governing Party moniker is apt.
    This is why the decent people of this land, the non-transgendered hard working shopkeepers, salespeople, call centre operatives.. why we wish the esoteric daffy duck Liberals would go yank themselves in Newfoundland or something. Understand we HATE constitutional Marxist Liberal Trudeaophile Social Democrats and believe they must be stopped before their York university degrees do us real harm..Oh. Wait. Too late.
    There's not a crowd I hang with doesn't know crime is worse, immigration is a boondoggle, and Liberals are destroying all moral and ethical fibre the country ever enjoyed. We will never be a united country again. We can't even make war, except for the 2500 in the flea pit of Afghanistan. They, finally are our best our brightest and most rare! Contrast that with your Bacchanal in Toronto … I only wish we could have you shipped to Iran and see how you do. It would solve one of our problems for sure, especially if you took your NGO apologists along for the ..err… ride.

  • Loyal Subject

    Once the Tories have attained a majority make the Senate hereditary and be done with it.

  • Toonie

    He could have at least set his wife up with a senate seat.

  • hollinm

    Tell us how you really feel Coyne…Colin Thatcher?…just a touch over the top. I agreed with most of what you said until I got to that point. All of these people have agreed to run for election when Harper passes his modest reforms to the Senate. So take a breath, sit down with a beer and all will be well in the morning.

  • djb

    So tell me, Andrew. What role have YOU and the rest of the MSM played in creating this "deeply, deeply cynical political culture"?

    Hmm?

  • Loraine Lamontagne

    If Harper had appointed 28 senators all of whom were non-partisan holders of Ph.Ds., we'd say that the Senate is a great place for qualified Canadians to serve our country and that our prime is an honourable dedicated to the betterment of Canadian society. The problem is in the house of commons. We should reform it.

    • Sigh

      The problem is, he didn't.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/SeanStok SeanStok

    And move to Iran. You forgot that part.

  • Polly

    Coyne…you have deteriorated into a bitch.
    Even lib senators were moaning about the vacancies. Have you become so daft as to think Harper would appoint any but conservatives? He is proving his point entirely! Elect or abolish the senate.
    Bet a cookie you'd be singing a different tune if he'd picked you.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/deporkinheimer deporkinheimer

    The opposition parties have, as well as most of our media, declined to buy into the idea of Senate reform. This does not make it OK to do what Harper is doing, but really, what do you expect him to do? Appoint Rick Mercer?

  • TangoJuliette

    TangoJuliette sez:
    "Steve" should not have tinkered with the natural balance of the Senate. I mean, one year ago the seat distribution was perfect. Independents – 6; LPC – 55; Conservatives 18. Not hard to understand how fair, democratic and efficient this all proved to be.

    Block "Steve's" attempt to launch an elected Senate and there you have it — perfect indeed. But he just won't roll over and die, damn him. And now, the quality of the cordwood he's chosen to "stack the Senate?" Well how dare he stoop to such low and vile depths of partisanship. [ sarcasm --OFF ]

    As for the sobriquet of "King of Patronage?" I see it as a little too lofty.

    "Prince of. . . " perhaps. Old Billy King who ruled through a triumvirate of hisself, his dead Mom and his widdle doggie – plus some unofficial "input" from a few hookers from Ottawa's Banks Street, and Chicago's loop districts strikes me as the quintessential Exalted High Emperor of Partisan Patronage. During his terms in office, BillyMac appointed 102 pals to the Senate.

    This, even during the brief period when he stayed on as PM, when he had lost his seat, where he ruled this nation from outside the House, having set up office in the cloakrooms and hallways of the Parliament buildings. He even appointd a number of unelected folks into the Cabinet, with a couple of them eventually winning a seat, then going on to become PM.

    ttfn

    tj

    t.e. & o.e.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/CanadianSense CanadianSense

    Did I miss the rally or protest? Where is the next meeting of "outraged" Canadians?

    [youtube MIaORknS1Dk&feature=PlayList&p=CDFEA6D52E5CC0EC&index=12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk&fe... youtube]

  • knick

    Things that needed to be said are finally being said. Thank you.

  • TangoJuliette

    Re Northern PoV:

    Thugs? Politicians? Oh yeah! You mean like Chretien feeling rocky and brave when he's surrounded by a phalanx of heavily-armed RCMP and Secret Security types, then and only then will he try to strangle some frozen homeless activist. Of course, one on one – "mano a mano," hand to hand, as when some intruder broke into 24 Sussex, and the night security crew was diddling da dog, then "Da StreetFighter from Shawinigan leaves the combat to his wee wifey, her being armed with a soapstone chunk of Innu sculpture. By I err – Chretien's behaviour is not really that of a true thug, it's more of a bully. Growing up on the mean streets of the lower East side of Montreal, many a Frano-hero's battle cry would have been:

    " . . . Hey derr, yah, YOU, you Bloke. Or YOU, you maudite poe-lacque. Remember dis: you fight me – you fight my gang."

    All Librano heroes of entitlement especially Chretien, Martin, Da Igg = pseudo thugs at best.

    ttfn

    tj

    t.e. & o.e.

  • Gary

    The Senate should be abolished yesterday. It is pure unmitigated pork barreling at its lowest. It violates the core principles of democracy . It is useless, expensive and makes us look like a banana republic. Tories and Grits are equally blameworthy . With no leadership in office or in opposition we will continue along our merry way oblivious to this patent violation of democracy.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Geiseric Geiseric

    Harper killed his horse riding in on it.

  • johnnyk

    I'm still sitting by the phone after all these years. I'm at least as qualified and as stupid as any other hack and I could use the money.

  • Jenn

    Ah well, that's your problem! You need to be more in-your-face, not sitting back passively waiting by the phone. Buck up, there's still time to work those contacts–I understand another wave of Senate appointments will be coming along in the next year or so.

    But once you get there, could you please remember it was a little person that gave you this advice, and actually try to do your best for the people that pay you, not for the guy that hired you?

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