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Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Letterman’s Affairs:
10. Needed drumroll to finish.
9. Craig…

by Scott Feschuk on Friday, October 2, 2009 6:32am - 16 Comments

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Letterman’s Affairs:

10. Needed drumroll to finish.

9. Craig Ferguson contractually obligated to go next.

8. Encounters only happened after shows on which Richard Simmons guested.

7. Afterward, bedroom littered with cue cards reading, “Oooooooo. Yes. YES!!”

6. Brought Biff Henderson along to keep things moving.

5. Three words: wore Conan wig.

4. Kept asking girl if she’d stick around while he brought out Marv Albert.

3. That Learning Annex course on being Bill Clinton’s wingman wasn’t going to complete itself.

2. Staffers’ alluring curves reminded him of a young Bud Melman.

And the No. 1 little-known fact about Letterman’s affairs:

It was either that or watch Leno, so…

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/SeanStok SeanStok

    Nasty. (But somehow I bet Letterman would laugh if he read it.)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/VinceClortho VinceClortho

      These are good.

      Another one I heard…

      …Let's you keep the Palin wig and glasses

    • pmnr

      agree. why no to laugh- @ everything and anything.

  • Dot

    Got the idea from Bob Barker.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/PhilCP PhilCP

    Not really on topic, but still…….the following is still my favourite Top Ten list of all time. It comes from the days of Ralph Klein, and Bill 11, which proposed some changes to the health care system in Alberta.

    Top Ten Signs That Bill 11 Might Not be Such a Good Idea

    #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

    #9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park".

    #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

  • http://www.intensedebate.com/people/PhilCP PhilCP

    Not really on topic, but still…….the following is still my favourite Top Ten list of all time. It comes from the days of Ralph Klein, and Bill 11, which proposed some changes to the health care system in Alberta.

    Top Ten Signs That Bill 11 Might Not be Such a Good Idea

    #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

    #9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park".

    #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    #7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter

    #6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day".

    #5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    #4. The patient is responsible for 200%* of out-of-network charges.
    *This is not a typo.

    #3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

    #2. Before Bill 11, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them.

    #1. You ask for Viagra and you get a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

  • Vera

    funny indeed….

  • Monica

    All were consenting adults. The guilty one was the extortionist. Good for you Dave for doing what was right. Life and love are about forgiveness.

    • wafer

      They were likely consenting adults, some of whom may well have had husbands. However in the entertainment business where connections and favours mean the difference between success and failure, the fact that these women were employed by Letterman is reminiscent of the old casting couch of bygone days. Or is it?

  • J. Harrison

    Next – Madonna?
    After A-Rod — maybe D-Rod
    Should make for some interesting monologues!

    • pmnr

      nea, next- polansky- let hear his side- don't know whether it would be interesting- but gross

  • Dan

    I hope Letterman's example sets the tne for celebrities caught in a "sex scandal" (even though I don't think this rates as one). In any event: COME CLEAN! The story is now all but over…

  • http://mach1231.tripod.com Max

    Gee cant we get enough of Letterman being Letterman? My imagination needs re-tweaking after trying to imagine David Letterman glasses half off, hair mussed up, pants around ankles ….Stanfields too-lol, and some hottie stenogrpaher chic, ah ne-ermind-lol

  • Frank

    If it was OK for his friend, Bill Clinton, it's good enough for Dave.

  • Katherine

    Monica, given that Letterman was employing them I wouldn't consider it a straightforward situation of "consenting adults." Moreover, Letterman's married and has a kid and his wife didn't consent to him having affairs. This is seriously screwed up of him.

  • http://www.mybuildingmaterials.net/ Building Materials

    Top 10 list from the home office in David Letterman’s pants…

    Thanks for sharing

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