Feschuk on the famous

Feschuk on the famous

Scott Feschuk skewers just about everyone, from senior politicians to F-list celebrities. Follow Scott on Twitter:
@scottfeschuk

Caption Challenge: Special Olympic Edition No. 2

by Scott Feschuk on Monday, February 22, 2010 10:33am - 73 Comments

Lindsey Vonn, poster girl of the 2010 Winter Games, has just crashed out of the Ladies’ Super Combined. Gamely, she walks the media cattle chute to answer the same questions over and over, though – to be fair to reporters – they are sometimes asked with hilarious accents. Finally, she reaches the wretches of the print media. She is weary. She looks around. Once and then again she meets the gaze of a humble Maclean’s columnist, a Canadian covering his first Olympics. Their eyes lock and…

Write a caption. Put it in the comments below. We’ll vote on the best ones tomorrow and the winner will receive an Olympic-themed prize valued in the ones of the dollars, direct from Vancouver.

Bookmark and Share
  • http://intensedebate.com/people/PhilCP PhilCP

    …like Jenn Heil before her, she wonders "What's with all the freakin' morons here in BC?"

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/OntarioTown OntarioTown

    "Their eyes lock and….." sigh, there's that drooling goof, is he stalking me?

  • gjh

    are those stun guns?

  • Mike T.

    "You are hardly worth my pity, reporter of the frozen northern wastes, let alone my scorn."

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/sea_n_mountains sea_n_mountains

    Their eyes lock and…Vonn asks:

    "So you're the @sshole wearing that undersized quatchi thong I was staring at when I fell!"

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/s_c_f s_c_f

    Feschuk: "Lindsey, do you think you will catch up with the swimsuit competition?"

  • London, ON

    I'd like to apologize *sniff* to everyone *sniff* I am in fact … Lindsay Lohan's lover.

  • Mike T.

    Darn clicker's not working again. Guess I'll have to change the channel by hand.

  • Quatchi

    As. If.

  • vincemarmion

    "I agree with the Russian's".

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/NotStephen Not Stephen Colbert

    "Really, Maclean's? Really? What, was the little maple leaf from the logo too busy to make it?"

  • Harvey Mushman

    "I fell, I lost, I feel like crap…NEXT!

  • Darden Cavalcade

    Tiger Woods is waiting for me, where?!

  • http://sanchovi.wordpress.com The Sanchovi

    Their eyes lock and she says "I can see that you are going to ask me what the Super G is. No, it's not a womens only event."

From Macleans