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Caption challenge: PM. GG.

Enter today, vote tomorrow

by Scott Feschuk on Monday, March 8, 2010 7:32am - 78 Comments

For this week’s caption challenge, let’s travel back in time – way, way back to a simpler era when the federal government decided to change the national anthem to make it gender-neutral.

Come up with your caption entry today. Vote for your favourite finalist tomorrow. The winner will receive an Amazon.ca gift certificate courtesy of Feschuk.Reid, the speechwriting and communications firm that had nothing to do with the Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Games (our most effective selling point yet). Feschuk.Reid: Nothing beats a great pair of L’eggs.

Tags: caption challenge, Michaëlle Jean, Stephen Harper

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Dan

As the Prime Minister slowly stopped moving, the young airforce captain behind him suddenly realized he had forgoten to give the wind up key in the back of the PM's neck a quick turn or two.
http://intensedebate.com/people/SamDavies SamDavies

Harper – "MmmmmmmmmmMmmmmMmMMMmmmm!"
GG – "Um…. is it Marvin the Paranoid robot?"

Throne Speech charades.
Earth'Ln

The Bigger The Balls ,The smaller The Brain. Maybe he needs to Be pie'd in the Face.To: Add a little Colour,I,m sure Him & Flanagan's Colour's on their Path in Liife will be exposed in Time & all will turned off & move on to A better Canada,where we can be seen as a more of true Canadain's. Good Luck Moron's of Later Times,you do not fit the book 7 ur not fit as a fiddle to Play the Right Tunes. We need A Master that will Navigate our Way To sucess, that will not sink his Ship & his mates. "Fare Thee well". Bush wacker.
http://twitter.com/shawnaga @shawnaga

What can I say, Michaëlle? Chicks dig me.
JohnQPublic

The Prime Minister shows everyone what he found stuck to Flaherty's new shoes. A good public service scrubbing is going to be required for this budget, says he.
Patchouli

"Oh, Stephen — 6000 words! You expect me to read 6000 words aloud. Better be good — you DID hire Feschuk.Reid?"

"Nah, just talked it over some with Gretzky and Jenn Heil. Mostly my take. Anyhoo, doesn't say as much as you might expect."
Body reader

M.J.:"Trust me the feeling is mutual!"
kcm

"Just how far are you willing to take this Mr Harper? First the prorogues, now the anthem…just how far are you willing to go"?

" just watch me"!
http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

GG: The anthem? You think the media will ignore everything of substance for your stupid little anthem ploy?

PMSH: Well, Your Excellency, we'll just wait and see…
proudcanuck

M.J.: “WTF!?! Really?”

S.H.: “Why not? I’ve already tried everything else.”
kattmandu

GG – As the queens representative where's the country going.

Steve – I donno
kattmandu

GG – As the queens representative where's the country going.
pants on fire

"I'll even show you my hands"', "See, no strings"
http://intensedebate.com/people/PolJunkie PolJunkie

Jean: What's that smell?

Harper: Sorry. One perogy too many, I guess.
krissy

Now if I had breasts this big, no one would have cared if I prorogued parliament.
Brian C

You move up to double D's and you'll be doing my job before you know it.
http://intensedebate.com/people/doug_rogers doug_rogers

De girl have skinny legs! Dem's a pushover! Gimme a gal wit some meat on dem bones!