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Caption challenge: PM. GG.

Enter today, vote tomorrow

by Scott Feschuk on Monday, March 8, 2010 7:32am - 78 Comments

For this week’s caption challenge, let’s travel back in time – way, way back to a simpler era when the federal government decided to change the national anthem to make it gender-neutral.

Come up with your caption entry today. Vote for your favourite finalist tomorrow. The winner will receive an Amazon.ca gift certificate courtesy of Feschuk.Reid, the speechwriting and communications firm that had nothing to do with the Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Games (our most effective selling point yet). Feschuk.Reid: Nothing beats a great pair of L’eggs.

Tags: caption challenge, Michaëlle Jean, Stephen Harper

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skyrocket31

GG Sulk if you want, you are not going to play the piano!
J Anderson

Harper: My next Governor-General is going to have a piar like this.

Jean: You sexist pig.
Shakois

Yes, these are the hands that played the Beatles. You may kiss them.
DianeG

H. scowls – I told you I want that chair

GG frowns and hangs on to her seat. You can't bribe me with money for Haiti. Take off, eh!
Dick Richards

"All I'm saying is that's a much nicer and chair and I'm the guy running the show"
http://intensedebate.com/people/sea_n_mountains sea_n_mountains

GG: So where is our superrecalifragilistic expialidocious way forward Stephen?

SH: Uhm….. I mean, the dog ate it ma'am…
David_M

GG: The Government is … clean?

PM: Meh, I washed up this morning
http://intensedebate.com/people/A_logician A_logician

It turns out the recalibrator machine had knobs THIS big.
http://intensedebate.com/people/Fred_Moro Fred_Moro

Harper: I partied with Feschuk in Whistler during the Olympics. You should have seen some of the girls there with their big… Hey why are you looking at me with disgust?
http://intensedebate.com/people/PhilCP PhilCP

SH: Simple. I had Bernier make Couillard an offer she couldn't refuse.

MJ: Are you completely insane?
http://intensedebate.com/people/AcadieMan AcadieMan

Harper: ~Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. ~There they are a-standin' in a row. ~ Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer' ead! ~ Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, That's what the showman said! ~ la di di daa daa~

GG: (o_ O) ….

Bonkers

THIS is gold. It would be even golder if she looked like she was going to join him in song. But the look of horror is still gold.

bobfrombob

Nick? Joe? Kevin? You know, I can't really pick a favourite.
http://intensedebate.com/people/G0D God

Pwn the Odium

http://skinnydips.blogspot.com Skinny Dipper

I am Athea, the goddess of atheists.

chocosoph

Prime Minister Harper, answering press reporters (in French) yet another question originally posed to the Governor General Michaelle Jean.
wellwell

Yeah, the athletes had something to do with it, but at the end of the day, those medals are mine.
Anon001

GG: Why don't you fire that Guergis person?
SH: Because her assets are … this big.
http://skinnydips.blogspot.com Skinny Dipper

Harper: Madame Jean, I do not understand why you are sitting on my chair. You may be the governor-general. Just remember that I am your dictator. Get out of my seat now!
FeschukGroupie

Stephen once again expresses his disappointment that Pamela wasn't invited to the Opening Ceremonies.
Bill Simpson

"You don't wanna read the speech? Maybe I'll prorogue you too…"
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/ubersilenus ubersilenus

To be honest Michelle, I can't really tell the difference between a cantaloupe and the silicon breast implant. So I'd go with the cantaloupe.
Patchouli

"Oh stop it: he's got the other big chair because he's my husband."
Mike T.

Alright, you can change the channel to MarketWatch. Just stop pouting!

[Weak, I know...]
nikonac

GG: Hey, Steve, are you sure about that? I mean, David Emerson, loves the Liberals. He never said anything to me about crossin'
PM: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Mike T.

Yes, I know bad bad Mr. Flaherty's deficit calculations were off by $80,000,000,000. And you were very very upset when it was Mr. Wells that pointed it out first in his nasty MacLeans column. But you have to be a big boy now that parliament is back in session.
Jason G.

Is that really a "silent but violent" one, Michaelle? Meh.