Nickname challenge: Guergis & Jaffer

The Liberals are attempting to apply the nickname “Bonnie and Clyde” to Conservative couple…

by Scott Feschuk on Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:51pm - 87 Comments

The Liberals are attempting to apply the nickname “Bonnie and Clyde” to Conservative couple Helena Guergis and Rahim Jaffer. Decent enough, in that it conveys a sense of lawlessness. Can we top it?

My entry: Screech and Chong.

Winner gets a slap on the wrist and the opportunity to refer, without repercussion, to one of the provinces of our federation as a “sh*thole.”

UPDATE: A nickname is a tricky thing. You’ve got to balance creativity with usability. Jack’s entry – B*tch Sassidy and the Crackdance Kid – gets a 10 for creativity. But would people actually use it? Madeyoulook’s “Huff and Puff” isn’t quite as brilliant, but might be more functional. I also very much liked:

  • Not Stephen Colbert’s DUI Lewis and the Rudes (no chance of it being used, but I’m a sucker for ’80s references);
  • Dot’s Pissed ’n Boots;
  • Sean’s Snooty and the Blowfish;
  • JustinWordswrth’s The Princess and the Plea.

I’m not sure we’ve come up with anything that might actually gain traction, but funny stuff all around.

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Jack_Mitchell Jack Mitchell

    B*tch Sassidy and the Crackdance Kid.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/TJCook TJCook

      I was going to suggest Helena Handbasket and…. well… something.

      But we're done here. First Post and you have my vote, sir.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

      Aargh. I start conjuring something along the b*tch cassidy theme, come down to the comments, and… sigh.

      I am waving a thoroughly outclassed and impotent weakling fist in your general direction, Mitchell. Don't say you weren't warned.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/Jack_Mitchell Jack Mitchell

        No no, not outclassed at all, I was just online when Mr. Feschuk posted & took the obvious one. : )

        • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

          "outclassed and impotent weakling…" No no, not outclassed at all…

          Your momma is fat, ugly, rude, smells funny and her lisp whenever she screeches about something is sooo annoying! Hey! She doesn't lisp!

          • http://intensedebate.com/people/Jack_Mitchell Jack Mitchell

            LOL, sorry, I missed that! : )

  • leroy

    Puff and Dragon

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

      Or maybe "Huff & Puff."

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

    Scott:
    For the sake of national unity, I sincerely hope your contest does not ask that we vote on the province that deserves the reference.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/NotStephen Not Stephen Colbert

      Oh, like we don't all know already which one it is.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

        Sorry, I cannot help but imagine that sentence in a Colbert-ian tone of voice, notwithstanding your nametag.

        • http://intensedebate.com/people/NotStephen Not Stephen Colbert

          I'll allow it.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

        I guess you're right. Nova Scotia just had it coming to it, I suppose…

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

    MADD Max Beyond Thunder_____(writer's block for something appropriate in place of "dome")_____

    I leave this gift to the greater Blog Central community to improve through wikification, should anyone so choose. But I am (at least somewhat) proud of the "MADD" part…

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

      MADD Max Beyond the Green Gables ThunderBolt.

      But I am still not satisfied with the ending…

  • Dee

    Rahelena Gaffer?

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/eastendunderground Scoop

      Actually, we here in the riding had taken to calling them Rahena…

  • Mike T.

    The Lady Bing! Tokie.

    • Mike T.

      For the first time, I feel I richly deserve that negative score.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/Crit_Reasoning Crit_Reasoning

        For the first time? Really? ;-)

        • Mike T.

          Yes.

  • evenflow

    Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI

  • Bob

    Screech and Chong would be demeaning to the seemingly sane and intellegent former intergovernmental affairs minister Michael Chong.

    • Patchouli

      How's about Screech and Bong?

      • Stop – My sides hurt

        We have a winner folks!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

    MADD Max and the Hot Potato

    There. I am done. It'll have to do.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/NotStephen Not Stephen Colbert

    DUI Lewis and the Rudes
    Grievous and Butt-heads
    Drugs Bunny and Squeaky Bird
    Pillbert and Sulkivan
    Crabbot and Costeblow

    Yes, I am ashamed of myself.

    • http://economics.about.com Mike Moffatt

      "Grievous and Butt-heads "

      How about Grievous and Cokehead?

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/NotStephen Not Stephen Colbert

        Yeah, that's better. Now I'm even more ashamed.

        The Rocks and Roil Excess?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Jack_Mitchell Jack Mitchell

    LOL x 5

  • Poker Face

    Paris and Nicole?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

    PMS & SOB.

    No, no, that won't fly….

    • Mike T.

      If "won't fly" was intentional, that was great!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

    Rats. I can't thumbs-down myself…

  • Dot

    Pissed 'n Boots

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/SeanStok Sean

    Snooty and the Blowfish

    • Justin

      We have a winner

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Crit_Reasoning Crit_Reasoning

      Better than Feschuk's! Sooner or later, you're going to steal his job.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

        I agree with your assessment of Sean's submission, but come on. Feschuk didn't try that hard on this one. He is graciously giving us a chance to share our talents with confidence.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/M_A_N M_A_N

    Wry and Coke?

    Tokey and the slammed-it?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/JustinWordswrth JustinWordswrth

    The Princess and the Plea.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/madeyoulook madeyoulook

      I love it!

    • Or…

      Oh, that's good!

  • NonCon

    Con-Con.

  • burlivespipe

    Ab*+ch and Cokestello…
    Who's on third?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Crit_Reasoning Crit_Reasoning

    Indiana Jonesing and the Airport of Doom.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/JustinWordswrth JustinWordswrth

    Frosty & The Snowman

  • Anon001

    The Bimbo and the Mimbo.

  • biff

    Canadians have a sense of fairness and decency, such that attributing the personal wrongs of a former member of a group, to the group would be viewed as petty and wrong.

    Thankfully, the Liberals are so desperate for power and out of touch with the average Canadian, they're acting as if this is a central policy plank important to all Canadians.

    It's a good thing we're no longer prorogued, so that parliament can be used for issues that are the benefit of all candians, and not a stage for petty partisanship.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Nich Nich

      There is always some old man trying to ruin our fun…

    • Sigh

      That's a bit long for nicknames.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/SeanStok Sean

        LOL!!!!!!!!!

      • Lord Kitchener's Own

        It doesn't even rhyme either!!!

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/sea_n_mountains sea_n_mountains

        comment of the month!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/lgarvin lgarvin

    Sniffy & Scratchy

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/lgarvin lgarvin

      B*tchy& Cracky?

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