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Aaron Wherry covers all the goings-on in and around Parliament Hill. Follow Aaron on Twitter: @aaronwherry

The Commons: Her Majesty goes to the museum

by Aaron Wherry on Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:37pm - 22 Comments

A girl gives Queen Elizabeth some flowers as she walks by well-wishers after visiting the Canadian Museum of Nature in Ottawa, Wednesday June 30, 2010. (THE CANADIAN PRESS/Fred Chartrand)

One person—the lone identifiable protester, though his exact cause seemed a bit obscure—wore a bear suit. Some ladies arrived in dresses. One young man wore a suit. Another young man wore a Wendel Clark jersey. Many clutched flowers. Several adults carried children. Someone had brought along a corgi, hoping maybe to have the canine autographed or blessed or formally adopted.

All here, lining the metal barricades on either side of the Museum of Nature’s ornate entrance, waited happily on this unseasonably cold and windy June day to see Elizabeth II, daughter of King George VI, Her Royal Highness and Queen of the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, and Canada.

Shortly after noon, a band of bagpipers came down McLeod Street. Then, as if from thin air, appeared a group of dancers, young women in red skirts who proceeded to high step for the amusement of the assembled subjects. Her Majesty was due at precisely 12:25pm, but that came and passed without sight of her. Indeed, not until 12:30pm did the first of her 13-car motorcade, flanked by a couple dozen officers on motorcycles, appear from the west.

Her official vehicle—identifiable by the gold crown that passes as a license plate—came to a stop in front of the museum. The door opened and out stepped the Queen in baby blue—or robin’s egg blue, perhaps—and pearls, with an elaborate but tasteful chapeau. At the sight of her, the crowd whooped and applauded.

The Heritage Minister, James Moore, had been dispatched to greet her. He bowed slightly and then led her on the short walk to the museum door. She smiled widely and waved slightly to the crowd. As he neared the museum doors—two stone moose heads looming above—she put a hand up to make sure a gust hadn’t dislodged her hat. Mr. Moore appeared to attempt small talk. Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, and her entourage—which had somehow come to include John Baird—trailed behind as she went. Perhaps 45 seconds after she’d appeared, she disappeared inside and the crowd, now numbering perhaps 500, went back to waiting.

According to the one scribe assigned to follow her around the museum, Her Majesty took in a stuffed snowy owl, a stuffed wolverine, a large amethyst crystal from Thunder Bay, and various preserved plants collected by Sir Robert Parry in the Arctic in 1822. The Queen is reported to have looked “sternly” at the menacing wolverine, while the Duke “laughed and appeared quite taken with the animal.”

The Queen officially dedicated the new glass tower that rises up out of the ornately stoned Victoria Memorial Museum Building, then reviewed the display of a blue whale skeleton. She was finally serenaded by a teen choir.

As she toured the exhibits, the dancing girls were brought out again briefly to entertain the crowd. Meanwhile, a man in a double-breasted suit was preparing her subjects for her return. Various small children, most bearing flowers had been positioned along one of the barricades to the right. More than a dozen youngsters were then lined up in front of the barricades to the left, including a particularly winsome little man in a tiny suit. He looked to have been cast after several rounds of audition and was assigned the lead spot, the first to meet the Queen whenever she returned. Further down the line, another boy began to show signs of impatience. A police officer knelt down and he appeared mostly pacified after a brief conversation.

She emerged at just about five minutes past one to another roar from the assembled. She turned first to her left, the flower-bearing children beckoned to come forward with their gifts. The Queen collected her scented prizes, then walked across to the children on the right. When her hands were full with flowers, she would pass on the gifts to a woman in an elaborate hat who trailed her. Another woman in an elaborate hat trailed that woman, ready to carry what the first elaborately hatted woman could not. As Her Majesty made her way along the crowd—what’s apparently called a “walkabout” in regal circles—the young man in the suit, clutching a song book, began to sing God Save The Queen in a squeaky falsetto. She proceeded casually and graciously.

By 1:10pm she was back in her car and on her way again. All seemed entirely charmed by her existence.

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  • Anon

    Why isn't Maclean's talking about more important things, Aaron? Like the government 's announcement that it's getting rid of the mandatory census long form? Say goodbye to our ability to make sound policy decisions based on sound data.

  • http://philowl.blog PhilOwl

    Thank God we have a human being we can happily respect, the Queen, a relief from conniving politicians in the news.

    Tony Blair, after a private conversation with the Queen said "She is a very wise women." From the time she was a child the Queen toured the British Commonwealth meeting the leaders, their families and the most respected people of the particular country. She met personally with Ghandi, Mandella, JFK, Pope John Paul II, and many other who passed on leaving a respected mark on world history.

    A breath of pure air to see her again.

    • Bob

      Why should we respect her?

      • MightyMachines

        Because she is a human being.

      • Anon 001

        Because of Prince Phillip and Prince Charles. Any woman who can put up with that all these years deserves our respect.

      • true north

        Better Question Bob, why shouldn't we respect her ??

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/sourstud sourstud

      Indeed. It would be great if she came around more often!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/psiclone psiclone

    The funniest royal story I like is when Chretien was signing the constitution his pen broke – and he mumbled Merde (I think or something like that gotta be mother in french anyways) … The Queen who of course is fluently bilingual actually broke up and laughed out loud… and apparently Chretien said afterwards he shrivelled up inside worse than any other moment in his life – the only really shamefull royal story is when Trudeau made fun of her – this is when I stopped being a Trudeau supporter and handed in my little red card!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/OntarioTown OntarioTown

    Yawn, yawn, yawn.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/NorthernPoV NorthernPoV

    Lets take a moment to commend our Queen for the extraordinary honour she bestowed on our guy, Jean Chretien.
    She passed over the unctuous and mendacious politicians of that era – Blair for sure – to give Jean the Order of Merit (that has very few members and never grows)

    It is my personal opinion that she did this because Chretien stood up to all and kept Canada out of Iraq. Her only way to comment on one of the seminal affairs of the era – and how appropriate.

    • Gaunilon

      I couldn't agree less. The award to Chretien – one of our nation's most disgraceful leaders – cemented my impression that royal awards are now completely worthless.

      As to Iraq, Canadian voters were largely opposed to entering that conflict. Chretien didn't have to "stand up to all"; he just did what was politically advantageous. I am confident that if the Canadian public had been supportive of the Iraq war and if Chretien had liked the US president, we'd have gone to war. The man was not what one would call a principled leader.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/sourstud sourstud

      Do you really think the Queen is so petty as to bestow an honor like that based on a political decision?! Chretien lead the country for a decade. As much as I disagree with many things he did, he deserved it on the merit of the outstanding service he did Canada and the Crown. To suggest he got it for something like staying out of Iraq is a disservice to Jean Chretien, and the Queen.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/CTM Claudia Lemire

        You right, it wasn't only because he was PM for a decade it was also for his 40 years career, he did an outstanding job. Like him or not, he deserved it !

      • NorthernPoV

        Gaunilon, Paul Wells tells a story about the press conference
        (remember when we had a PM that talked openly to the media?)
        when the media and most gov't & opposition observers were sure that Jean would crumble to the overwhelming pressure of allies and precedent and announce our participation in the illegal invasion of Iraq. Jean stunned everyone with his courage – and what a great call that turned out to be. The opinion polls likely helped him make his decision but it was regarded as very contrarian at the time. (People forget this aspect cause in hindsight it looks so correct.)

        And sourguy – yes I really think this – as mentioned it is a imho type of comment. The Queen avoids the pitfalls of her son and does not comment directly on current affairs – as appropriate. This was her chance to tell Blair and the rest of the war criminals just what she thought of them.

  • JDot
  • Wascally Wabbit

    @NorthernPOV – more likely – I suspect – because he managed to repell Jacques Parizeau's attempt to turn all Quebecers into boiled lobsters…

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/NorthernPoV NorthernPoV

      could be a few different reasons …. but she had to sit and watch her first minister in Britain lie to the world and send off Brits to die in an illegal invasion, so I think Jean's Iraq call was the clincher

  • D-R

    I'm sure she's a nice lady and all, but I really don't care.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/sourstud sourstud

    It's a crying shame she only comes about once in every several years. The Queen brings out the best in Canada, and it would be jolly good if she came out more often.

  • Leslie

    Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, and her entourage—which had somehow come to include John Baird—trailed behind as she went.

    Of course John Baird manage to sneak his way in.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Stewart_Smith Stewart_Smith

    Are you implying there is some link between Baird and queens?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/CTM Claudia Lemire

    LOL, somehow it goes well in a sentence…

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