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At the risk of applying logic to the PM's latest fixation (UPDATED)

by Paul Wells on Friday, September 3, 2010 12:10pm - 0 Comments

Stephen Harper has developed some obscure sort of Tourette’s or something that makes him blurt out warnings about a coalition everywhere he goes. “They work together on everything,” he said recently.

The prime minister’s argument, as we’ve explained here at some length and with some frequency since he first test-drove it in an interview with my boss 20 months ago, is that “somebody will have a majority” after the next election: either the pure and stalwart Conservatives, or the moustache-twirling Coalition of the Lefties, Snobs and Nation-Wreckers.

Right then. The Conservatives currently have 146 144 seats in the House of Commons. If they win 148 at the next election, will Stephen Harper concede defeat on election night and recommend that the governor general invite Michael Ignatieff to form the government?

UPDATE: A reader on Twitter provides the answer, also from the PM’s abundant oeuvre on the question at hand: “Losers don’t get to form coalitions.” To sum up then, the complete Harper doctrine on coalitions: Somebody will have a majority after the next election, unless it isn’t me.

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  • Mike T.

    If a coaltiion was inevitable, it would be governing RIGHT NOW.

  • chet

    The reason Harper is saying it, is because most average Canadians shudder at the thought of being run by a motley government, consisting of an increasingly left leaning liberal party, an outright socialist party, and a seperatist party.

    The reason Paul Wells doesn't like it, is because it's true.

    Thus the snarky Turrets comments.

    That there is even a suggestion that the possbility of such a coalition is some concoction on the part of Harper, as opposed to being the result of some very public proclomations by senior Liberals (who now must eat their words),

    is…ahem…disingenuous to say the least.

  • tobyornotoby

    What's logic without memory?

  • westmalle

    We already have a de facto Conservative-Liberal coalition on the economy, which is the only thing that matters to Canadians right now. Everything else, the long form census, the long gun registry, is really background noise.

    Nothing I have heard from Ignatieff indicates he is preparing to drop out of the Conservative-Liberal de facto coalition on the economy. The TSX was back up over 12000 points this week, there has been no major hiking of interest rates, and economic picture is still looking good compared to USA and Europe. PM Harper's main thrust is that an unnecessary election bringing a Liberal-NDP coalition, beholden to the Bloc , to power would bring political instability and wreck the economy, That is PM Harper's message to voters in southern Ontario, rural Quebec and BC Lower Mainland where small gains will win the majority government for the CPC in the 2012 election.

    If brought down by a non-confidence vote in the House one thing I can see PM Harper doing in the campaign is insisting that the TV debates involve the leaders of the Conservative Party and the Coalition only. It's not fair that the Coalition gets to have 3 leaders at the debates. Like the child in the NDP TV ads last election Jack Layton's head will probably explode, but it would reinforce the CPC theme that the Coalition exists despite how the Liberal and the NDP may deny it, even if the debates are cancelled as a result.

  • NorthernPoV

    "balanced media"

    unlike our current situation that spins out the Con talking points to save on journalist salaries?

  • NorthernPoV

    " one thing I can see PM Harper doing in the campaign is insisting that the TV debates involve the leaders of the Conservative Party and the Coalition only."

    in your dreams

    you may not get the pleasure of Lizzie May provoking Harper into saying "TAR sands" again, but even the sycophants at the TV networks will not cave to this absurd idea

  • NorthernPoV

    Hey Paul
    I thought this was interesting. Is there perhaps a Canadian version? http://www.cbpp.org/images/cms//12-16-09bud-rev6-…

  • Party_of_One

    Horrors! Parliamentarians working together! Okay, maybe they're just working together to deny Harper his pseudo-majority predilictions, but still…THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER!

    Ummmm…isn't that what Canadians really want, especially in a minority government situation? I think Harper is terrified that if the NDP and Liberals show they can work together in opposition, Canadians might reason that they could probably work together in government; Harper's report card suggests "he does not play well with others".

  • burlivespipe

    Isn't the perfect answer to Harper's imitation of Capt. Queeg simply for Ignatieff to state the obvious: Here in Canada our parliamentary results involve your representatives — and in ridings as large and diverse as the 308 that cover Canada, there is great diversity. You have the right to vote for the candidate and party of your choice. It's not Mr. Harper's right to dictate who will represent you. I am sworn and wish to ensure our government works to the betterment of all Canadians; if I and my party is so chosen, we will work with the parliament that you've assigned to make the best decisions possible. That means working with the Conservatives, NdP, the Bloc, independents and others, to improve what we have. It isn't perfect but if you want to make it work — which isn't the current policy of this gov't — it can.

  • Twisted_Mentat

    Paul, I am now awaiting your biting, quasi-satirical column about how Australia now has an illegitimate government in the eyes of our PM. Labor didn't get the largest amount of the popular vote or seats and is working with a party it wasn't campaigning with in the election.

    It's a sad day when one member of the Commonwealth is ousted by such usurpers of legitimacy.

  • Dave

    Man: Mr. Harper, what do you plan to do about crime in our country?

    Stephen Harper: A lot.

    Because… that's what Jesus wants.

    Coalitions are bad.

    Man: I agree with that!

    Woman: Mr. Harper what are your plans for cleaning up our environment?

    Harper: Coalition.

    Man: Mr. Harper, what about our traffic problem?

    Harper: Co. A lition.

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