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How about a Mailbag?

All questions answered, except for the ones I ignore.
Insert queries below. Mailbag to…

by Scott Feschuk on Monday, September 13, 2010 7:13am - 0 Comments

All questions answered, except for the ones I ignore.

Insert queries below. Mailbag to possibly come Wednesday maybe.

Tony

Dear Sir,

How much beer and popcorn have you seen Scott Reid eat during one Monday Football Game?
sea_n_mountains

Dear Scott,

On your football picks blog your good 'friend' Scott Reid recently posted a photo of himself and Dean Del Maestro half(?) naked and caked in mud(?). Care to enlighten the masses on this, including on Scott's desire for the rest of us to bear witness to this?

As always, best regards,

sea_n_mountains
Sidzehd

Scott is it true that the Tories next stimulus cheque for Newfoundland has been earmarked to recarve the rock in the shape of Stephen Harper's profile? I've heard a few ridings will fall into the Atlantic, but since they didn't vote Conservative, the federal governement appears to be unconcerned. Rumours abound, will he face the mainland or look towards Europe? What have you heard?

Cheers!
Kyle

I noticed in the story above your Mailbag that the government isn't allowing a scientist to release a report about a flood that occured 13,000 years ago. Obviously I am in complete agreement with this because the earth isn't old enough to have had a flood 13,000 years ago.

My question is when are the majority of people going to clue in and realize the earth was created at the moment of the first Super Bowl kickoff making the current year XLV s.b.?
Bonkers

Dear "Scott"

Where's "Sean"?

danby

You mean deleted3587631?
I like to think he's having a beer with Jack Mitchell, and they're talking anything but politics

sea_n_mountains

a late submission:

Dear Scott

Korey has taken his toys and gone, well somewhere else pressumably. any reactions?

Best

snm
WDM

Scott,
I'm thinking of applying for a job at Sun Media. Any interview tips while making my pitch to the newly minted Luc Lavoie?

Jason G

I wonder, if Stevie was able to transport himself into the body of Jesus, much as if it were some sort of political vacuum, what kinds of wacky things would he do in the hoods of OG Israel back in the day? What would he use his awesome powers for? Whom would he smite? Who would be smoten through his smotifying powers? What miracles would he work? What paradoxical parables would prudently pass from his piehole?
briguyhfx

Why didn't Kory mention "spending more time with his family???"
jkg

Scott,

Which characters from Top Gun are Clement and McKay channeling? Which one would be Goose and which one would be Iceman?

and

With your experience inside Parliament, do former Communications directors in the PMO get inspired by movies of subterfuge, strategy, or espionage? If so, do you suppose Kory Teneycke was inspired by Spy Kids ?

Harpers Gut

Scott,

There’s been a lot of talk about Tory conspiracies lately. The Tories and the NRA trying to kill the gun registry, the Tories trying to create voter apathy to mantain their hold on power, the Tories trying to start Fox News North to spread their propaganda.

But as yet unreported, (can you believe it!): Is Harper’s Gut, Stephen Harper’s closest advisor, in fact, Mr. Potato Head?
I was stunned by the evidence.
http://harpersgut.wordpress.com/2010/09/16/is-har…

What have you heard?
Anon Liberal

Monkeys or lemurs?
Crit_Reasoning

Dear Scott,

I heard a rumour that you're going to write a new column for Chatelaine magazine called "That Time of the Month Again".

Is there any truth to this, or is it just a scurrilous fabrication by Dean Del Maestro?
meepo

Where oh where is Peter Mansbridge?
Mike T.

Since Macleans began using intense debate, which staffer's picture has been your favourite and why?

(Personally, I enjoyed being able to say "It's Craig Finn from the Hold Steady" several times).