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A modest proposal

by Aaron Wherry on Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:45pm - 0 Comments

As our Paul Wells reported yesterday, the Prime Minister has broached the subject of an NHL team for Quebec with league commissioner Gary Bettman. And as our Philippe Gohier noted, the proposed arena for Quebec City would be run as a crown corporation. The federal government’s initial contribution to that effort would be $175 million.

The last time Forbes magazine produced valuations for the NHL’s 30 franchises, it put the Edmonton Oilers at $166 million. That was nearly a year ago, but it is unlikely the Oilers have appreciated significantly since, so for perhaps the same amount of federal money that would go toward an arena for a privately owned NHL team, the Harper government could purchase its own hockey team and run that as a crown corporation (or perhaps as a public trust, borrowing from the model of the Green Bay Packers).

The current roster includes a number of young and promising players. With wise management—General Manager Stephen Harper?—the team could be will set-up for sustained success going forward. Indeed, from that standpoint, this would seem a good buying opportunity.

Alternatively, perhaps the Prime Minister could offer to buy any of the six struggling American franchises that are valued at less than the Oilers, with designs on moving that team to Quebec City. In either scenario, why would we settle on owning the arena in which a professional ice hockey team plays when we could own the professional ice hockey team itself?

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  • LynnTO

    I like your proposal much more than I liked Swift's baby-eating proposal.

    • MostlyCivil

      Babies in a bun at the snack bar, then?

      • burlivespipe

        I thought the PM eats cats…

        • LynnTO

          The reference isn't as funny when I have to explain it.

  • MostlyCivil

    Wait, doesn't the Prime Minister already own the Ottawa Senators?

    • ZestyMordant

      Zing!

    • Charles H.

      Only about half of them.

      • burlivespipe

        The fat and illiterate ones, mostly.

  • Mike T.

    Cut MPs salaries by half, but everybody gets to spend a day managing the team.

    So much for arguments about no incentive for impressive people to run!

  • Habitant

    Am I getting this right?

    A government who has actively sought privatization for some long standing federal assets (Canada Post, AECL, prisons, etc…) and has already sold some off (nine operating federal buildings to to a private firm called Larco Investments for $630 million – only to become a renter of those buildings)…

    And now would entertain the notion of owning an NHL caliber arena (in a small market), running it as a crown corporation?

    There has to be a punch line forthcoming… No good joke should be without.

    • Dave

      "That's what she said!"

      "Just a little off the top!"

      "That's no lady, that's my wife!"

      • A_logician

        To get to the other side!

  • Standing By

    Harper's difficulties on this rather simple file underscore an important fact: he really better get a Chief-of-Staff soon.

    I gather Harper and his current CoS job don't talk much anymore, so it is puzzling why Harper is so generous in giving Giorno so much time to find another job, when his replacement is urgently needed.

  • john g

    Dear God…imagine a hockey team run as a bureaucracy.

    • MostlyCivil

      Don't have to. Already have the Leafs. That business is more entrenched than any union shop. Nobody speaks out of yurn, and all decisions pass through the finance guys.

    • craigola

      "Okay folks. Thanks for coming to the meeting. First question: what are we going to name our new hockey team?"

    • john g

      "WTF? Since when does a goalie have to be bilingual???"

    • pulex

      I don't know… how much worse could it be than the Leafs/Oilers currently?

    • BGLong

      On the other hand …. a bureaucracy run as a hockey team ? Hayley for DM ?

  • Dan

    This is perfect!!! GM Place just got renamed Rogers Arena making GM Place, at least as far as I'm concerned, a name that's up for grabs.

    And since we as taxpayers already own a chunk of GM we could easily rename Rexall Place… GM Place

    We take the oil drop off the jersey, throw on a picture of a Southern Ontario assembly line and Edmonton hockey fans will flock to watch the on ice product.

    Oh and all taxpayers, on their 50th birthday, get a free ticket to see the Edmonton Auto Workers take on the Toronto Maple Leafs at GM Place

  • Skinny Dipper

    Oh no! Manager Stephen Harper would appoint himself as the coach and captain of the team. All the other players would be required to pass the puck all the time to Super Skater Steve. He would be the only one permitted to score goals.

  • commentator

    Obviously the Nordiques label has to go. Equally, the only possible name is the Quebec Federalistes. Or Maybe Federastes.

    • Jenn_

      That brings up an interesting point. Would the citizens of Quebec City be cheering their team, or jeering their team?

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