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Hey look: My month at the edge of the universe

by Paul Wells on Friday, September 17, 2010 11:12am - 0 Comments

For 17 days that began in late June and ended in late July, I was at Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics in Waterloo, Ont.

I’ve been there before and written about it often. Usually I write about it as a philanthropic novelty (Mike Lazaridis has spent almost $200 million on Perimeter and related institutions in his adopted hometown). Sometimes I write about it as a public-policy puzzle: How do governments respond when a rich guy shows up with a project like that?

I almost never write about the physics. It’s complex. My ability to understand it is cruelly limited, and in modern newsrooms reporters and editors often tell one another readers aren’t interested in difficult topics. But over time, I’ve noticed that even attentive readers don’t really understand what goes on at Perimeter. And they wouldn’t, because nobody ever told them. And yet there’s nearly half a billion dollars, public and private, in the place, and what they’re trying to do is astonishing. This long article is my best attempt to explain it all.

I’ll have other notes from Perimeter on this blog over the next week.

Physicist Chris Fuchs on his porch in Waterloo. He's pointing to his favourite equation.

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  • Amateur Hour

    Yes, but Paul, Mike Lazaridis is an immigrant!!! An immigrant from Turkey!

    I mean, honestly, what have immigrants!!! ever contributed to Canadian society?

    • Emily

      Well Hawking is an English toff. I mean he's so elite he's turned down a knighthood!

      What IS Canada coming to?

      • Wascally Wabbit

        Dear Em – how would you know – his accent?
        "I'm sorry Dave – I'm unable to comply with your request"!…
        Maybe he thinks the sword might cleave his wheelchair in twain!

  • Emily

    Thank you Paul, I've been looking forward to this all summer.

  • E_B_

    Hah!

    In one of the Second City shows, there was a skit involving Hawking and a priest. Hawking was confessing to the priest that, cue computer voice, "I killed God".

    Apparently, Hawking had discovered that if you attempted to photocopy a mirror, you travel in time….

  • Anon Liberal

    I think PW should combine jazz and theoretical physics into one column.

    • Inkless

      That would be a job for Chris Fuchs, whose choice of soundtrack on the night we all visited his house was impeccable.

  • Dee

    Thanks Wells for this much-too-rare piece of journalism on basic scientific research in Canada. I'll definitely be reading this one.

  • bergkamp

    I look forward to reading this, have been wondering when your article was going to appear.

    " …. and in modern newsrooms reporters and editors often tell one another readers aren’t interested in difficult topics."

    I don't understand this tendency. I agree that average person is not likely to be interested in difficult topics but surely certain types of people subscribe/read newspapers and they would be interested in something more challenging.

    • Amateur Hour

      "I don't understand this tendency."

      I agree. Given the public's engaged reaction to matters as technical as the long-form census, proroguing of Parliament, managing pandemics, military procurement, senate reform, medical isotopes and such … I think the public can handle a little bit more in-depth reporting on complex issues.

  • ago

    Finally, Waterloo gets some press from Macleans.

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          • Kaplan

            Yeah, I'm thinking "ago" was being sarcastic…

          • Jenn_

            Geez, Paul. Get your sarcasm meter checked, will ya?

          • madeyoulook

            Hey, it's only fair, the way Paul leaves us guessing on more than one occasion…

          • Crit_Reasoning

            Whether or not "ago" was being sarcastic, it was still a stupid thing to say. I don't blame Paul for losing patience with the occasional commenter–in fact, I sympathize completely, given that the Maclean's comments are becoming increasingly polluted with inanity.

          • Jenn_

            It was a very stupid thing to say, but I'm from Kitchener-Waterloo. I know we're not Toronto (or Vancouver or Montreal) but we're a pretty great place and can be featured in national magazines a time or two (or seven by Paul's count) without the world caving in.

            However, while I get that Paul finds us annoying on the whole, contempt for his avid readers is not a pleasant sight. Plus, humourless.

          • Kaplan

            Yeah, I'd agree with your last sentence. When Wells loses it, he goes full bore, and it's never a pretty sight. I know he gets some pretty daft comments from time to time – and I'd put myself high up on that list – but his whiny, passive-aggressive retorts are equally lame.

  • Wascally Wabbit

    Mr. W – I bow down to you – more than usual – that you were offered such a gig.
    I've had a few Ph. D's reporting to me – and there was a Canadian outfit many moons ago called BNSR that I had some contact with – where you needed a Ph.D. just to get through the door – but for Waterloo to scoop Stephen Hawking – the Newton Chair occupant for so many years – must make Lazaridis wet himself that he managed to make it happen!

  • hellohellomike

    What a fantastic article, Mr. Wells, thank you. I am a former physics obsessive who ran away from it years ago, so I think I have a fairly good perspective from both inside and outside, and you seemed to capture all the right points in ways that (I hope) should be intelligible to any reader, and also some of the crazy magic of the supergeniuses at places like Perimeter.

    I wish you were able to write a huge article like that on Perimeter and quantum physics and the state of the art every couple of months, just to update us… maybe it'll happen! I look forward to your coverage of LHC results – you should write an article on them at some point, once we get some!

    Stories like these really underlines how ephemeral everything else we discuss on this site is. Politics are important … but what a drop in the bucket in comparison to all these big questions.

    Thanks again.

  • http://twitter.com/ScottBelyea @ScottBelyea

    An excellent and important article … thanks! It's the sort of "popular science" article I'd expect from someone like Carl Zimmer … and I mean that as very high praise indeed.

    More, please!! :-)

  • Pedro

    Perimeter Institute attracts the brightest minds in physics.
    Our universities attract the most candidates approved by the government loan system.
    Canadian universities are devaluing the education they claim to deliver in order to get the hordes of cash taxpayers are shelling out to 're-train' workers.
    Stay tuned for the coming seat sale in Canadian universities. Pay for four years at once, get 45% off.
    Clip this and get back to me some day.
    I love physics probably moreso than Mr. Wells but I lament what has happened to the pursuit of learning for those who can only glimpse what the PI is researching. Lowest common denominator and so on…

  • http://ottawamaths.spaces.live.com Arnold Guetta.

    For mathematicians' assessment of Perimeter, Hawking, Turok and their fallacies, visit
    Ottawa mathematicians at http://ottawamaths.spaces.live.com,
    recover $7.2 millions from the misinformed and the charlatan.
    One quote: With all due respect to Stephen Hawking's disability, his list of "Publications" exposes him, Turok, and Perimeter.
    I think it is #32 "My illustrated theory of everything" Surely shrieks for exposure.
    We in Ottawa Centre have a few planetary problems for his/their "Everything" indeed. Perhaps you, reader, have yours too. Do not be intimidated by charlatans with enormous funds to pour down their egocentric drains.
    See ottawamaths… or aguetta@rogers.com

  • Katie

    Paul, if you are ever in New York, London or Chicago when the play Copenhagen is on, you must check it out! Simple set – 3 actors, 2 chairs and maybe a table. That's it. But one of the best theatre experiences I have ever had (other than some great Sondheim shows I was lucky enough to see once…)
    .. http://web.gc.cuny.edu/ashp/nml/copenhagen/Lustig_Schwartz.htm” rel=”nofollow”>.http://web.gc.cuny.edu/ashp/nml/copenhagen/Lustig_Schwartz.htm

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