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"I'm not Hitler, You're not Hitler"

by Luiza Ch. Savage on Saturday, October 30, 2010 10:52pm - 0 Comments

My colleague, Patricia Treble, and I were not certain what to expect of the Rally for Sanity and/or Fear. We just hoped it would be funny.

The National Parks Service, which runs the National Mall in downtown Washington, DC, where the rally was held on Saturday, had provided Comedy Central a permit for 60,000 people.  But it was clear this was going to be a much bigger event the minute we approached our suburban Virginia subway station and saw a line was forming outside of dozens of people waiting to buy tickets. On the platform of the Metro crowds jostled to get on already-packed trains. Many people had so much trouble getting on the trains, that they had traveled away from Washington to the very start of the lines in Virginia and Maryland just to get a seat – and discovered those trains were packed too.

Despite the crush, the mood was light with riders going out of their way to be pleasant and considerate – as though they were trying to prove that they really were sane. Although the Daily Show and Colbert Report attract young viewers, there was a notable scattering of grey hair and wrinkles in the crowd. Arriving at our destination, we were greeted by volunteers offering directions and a cart offering Starbucks Frappuccinos and San Pellegrino bubbly water.


Best costumes at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear (PHOTOS)

On the Mall, the crowds seemed to be the biggest since Obama’s Inauguration in January 2009. [See a discussion of comparative crowd sizes here.]

The metro system reported that 329,000 people had used the system by 2 pm. (The rally began at 1pm.)

Even 90 minutes before the rally, it was hard to move around. Many people had given up trying to get onto the Mall, and were camped out on side streets. We spoke to one woman who had arrived at 7 a.m. only to discover other people had snatched up prime spots four hours earlier, at 3 a.m.

A few signs:

“Tea parties are for little girls and their imaginary friends.”

“Ruly mob”

“Civil is Sexy”

“Big signs are for bullies”

“Don’t tread on anybody”

The people who came said they weren’t just there for jokes and music. They really were tired of the shouting.

“I don’t like it when you yell at me like that,” said a sign carried by Shabi Rostani, 28, who came from New York City. Her twin sister, Behar, asked politicians to “tone it down a bit.” She said she is tired of the extremes since they are “turning people against each other.”  Shabi Rostani had never been to a political rally before.  “I vote but don’t go to events like this,” she said. “They’re making an event for people who don’t go to events.”

“I might disagree with you, but I’m pretty sure neither of us is going to hell,” said Charlotte Martin’s sign. “I have to listen to them,” she said of her Republican neighbours in San Antonio, Texas. “They have to listen to me.”

“I think sanity is a good goal for American politics,” observed Tom Dowd, 48, who came from the eastern shore of Maryland and had spent 3 and a half hours battling the Metro system.

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On stage it was one part satire—and one part painful earnestness. Stewart began by satirizing the trappings of modern political rallies on the Mall. There was a satirical benediction by Father Guido Sarducci, in which he went through a list of religious denominations and pleaded with God to send a sign to show which one is the “right one.”

There was also a ritual poem, read by Sam Waterston, and written by Colbert with the intent to instill “fear” in his audience, with lines such as: “You’re probably going deaf / kids back home cooking up crystal meth,” and “There was a man from Au Clair / who wouldn’t joint the panic about Hispanics / and later was killed by a bear.” But Stewart also attempted to appropriate some of the trappings. There was a decidedly non-ironic rendition of the Star Spangled Banner by a group of former servicemen called the 4Troops, and a sincere plea not to litter.

Much of the act was Stewart pleading for calm while, Colbert, after being coaxed out of his underground “cave of fear”, and rescued in a Chilean-style mining capsule, proceeded to incite terror. “You are reasonable for now. You will be a panicked mob once I release the bees.” When that was not enough to cause fear of stings or allergic reactions, he added that his killer bees were coated with peanut butter.

What came next was perhaps the most potent moment of the rally. Stewart and Colbert came out in matching stars-and-stripes sweaters – the literally wrapped-in-the-flag style that is emblematic of Republican activists and especially Tea Party sympathizers.

Colbert blasted Stewart: “I’m wearing it,” he said. “But you’re desecrating it.” Stewart shot back: “Everyone has the right to be patriotic.”

Colbert’s portrayal of right-wing commentators was so true to life that their reaction, when it came, could have been written by the comedian himself. For example, conservative activist and blogger, Andrew Breitbart, said: “It’s very motivating for conservatives to have that stereotyped group of Manhattan elitists, know-it-alls, snarky, smarmy liberals to be looking down on average Americans.”

Stewart occasionally tried to tweak liberals – especially in the media. In a musical number, he poked fun at the firings of Juan Williams by National Public Radio and of Rick Sanchez by CNN, after each made controversial comments about Muslims and Jews respectively. Later, on a serious note, Stewart said, “Not being able to distinguish between real racists and tea partiers, or real bigots and Juan Williams or Rick Sanchez, is an insult not only to those people, but to the racists themselves who have put in the exhausting effort it takes to hate. Just as the inability to distinguish terrorists from Muslims makes us less safe, not more.”

And so it was that the rally was one part satire, one part concert (acts included Kid Rock, Sheryl Crowe, T.I., Cat Stevens, Ozzy Osborne, and the Roots), and a dose of Boy Scout law. To the extent that Stewart is an influential tastemaker for at least part of the population, he was using his wit and irony to call for a decidedly un-ironic earnestness that boiled down to a version of “Why can’t we all just get along?”

But it also seemed to us that rather than mock the patriotism of the conservative activists and the Tea Party movement, Stewart was urging young liberals to not cede patriotism to the political right — effectively granting them permission to claim it and wear it un-ironically. He and Colbert sung a song about “The greatest, strongest country in the world,” which can be interpreted as mockery. But it appeared to be intended as an affirmation of the American-ness of the left – and a yearning for the right to acknowledge it.

“America’s perfect and there’s nothing to fix / My PIN code is 1776,” sang Colbert.

“You can tax all my cash to help out a stranger / but I’ll sue city hall if they put up a manger,” chimed in an off-key Stewart.

And they both chorused: “There is no one more American than we.”

The rally succeeded in transcending mere sarcasm. On the one hand, it gave voice to Democrats who are tired of Republicans talking in a nasty, loud voice about their president – the way Democrats not so long ago mocked and vilified George W. Bush. But it also expressed an anxiety that there is less and less of center in American politics – that extremes on both sides are taking control and moderates and bipartisanship are punished.

In the sea of placards on the Mall, one stood out.

“It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical — and I have to take our comedians seriously.”

UPDATE: We now have a photo  gallery of the wittiest rally signs here.

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  • alfanerd

    my handle is alFAnerd, not allnerd. i have absolutely zero problems with the humorous side of this rally. even if 100% of political humour was one-sided, i wouldnt care.

    my only issue is with the serious part of this rally and the pretense that this was apolitical and that the organizers of this rally are just trying to inject some neutral common sense in a political debate. BS!!!! And I definitely dont want a law or a constitutional amendment (see how lefties think, they think a law is necessarily the answer to everything). No, Im just calling out the hypocrites and liars. That is all.

    • Jan

      Dreadfully sorry ALPHAnerd. I was never good with foreign languages. Maybe you should shorten it to 'nerd. I don't want or need a law – you are the one complaining. I'm a believer in free speech and I believe they have that covered in the constitution. I suggest you tune in to Stewart's show because if you think he's a leftwing propagandist you have him all wrong.

      • alfanerd

        You're the one suggesting that I may want a law. I dont. Im also a firm believer in free speech.

        I use to watch Stewart's show many years ago. I thought it was very funny, in particular the correspondents, like Cordry and that guy that plays in The Office, and Samantha Bee, all very good stuff.

        So I know that Stewart basically made his name making fun of Bush and essentially lived off the anti-Bush hysteria of the times. I have no problems with that.

        Im just pointing out that Stewart is now veering into hypocrisy by pretending to be in favour of respectful dialogue while making fun of the tea party movement and by protecting Obama from criticism.

        And I agree that Stewart is not a leftwing propagandist, but he's still a Democrat and an Obama supporter.

        • Jan

          You obviously haven't been watching since Obama came in.

          • alfanerd

            No I havent. Good on him if he makes fun of Obama. Im still wondering why he feels compelled to hold a "restore sanity" rally now instead of a couple years ago if he's so apolitical.

          • Keith in Brampton

            Maybe because the politicos (more those on the right, but the left as well) have ramped up their partisan attacks and are becoming increasingly divisive since Obama took office? Things are becoming increasingly polarized (as often happens during economic hard times) – to such a degree that it actually makes it nearly impossible to get anything done because the politicians are far more interested in scoring points than actually DOING anything [probably because they don't have the first clue what to do and so want to be on record as opposing what the other guy does, in case it goes wrong.]

            These days it's all about CYA and the politics of blame – whereas most sane people want them to instead work together to actually find a solution and don't particularly care which side hits on the solution, as long as they find one. The message I took away from this is that Stewart and Colbert want them to give up the finger-pointing and "git 'er done"..

          • alfanerd

            Yeah that's hilarious. Dont you remember the period between 2001-2008. Were politics not polarized, with lefties hysterically making partisan and divisive attacks against Bush? It's amazing how quick people forget.

            My point is, if Stewart was really interested in 'restoring sanity', he would have done so a while ago. This rally was not about restoring sanity, it was about putting up a facade of moderation and conciliation in the face of an electoral trouncing (coming today!!!) in order to protect Obama.

  • JiminyCritic

    Again, you unwittingly prove the point of the rally. But I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler…

    • alfanerd

      So what was the point of the rally then? And how could you be so sure Im not Hitler – you mean you believe that story that I, …heh, sorry that Hitler died in his bunker?

      • Olivier

        Rabble rabble rabble

        Left is garbage, right is right

        Rabble rabble rabble

        • Ryan

          Correct.

  • Orson Bean

    That's a fair point. It is still shocking to me how many left-leaning people in Canada, when you discuss the topic with them, believe that Bush and/or his cronies perpetrated the 9/11 attacks. And when you come back at them with rational refutations, their denial is akin to the behaviour of the mentally ill or the drug-addicted when confronted during an intervention.

    • Jan

      Really – I've only run across a few – about the same number who think Obama was born in Kenya and is Muslin.

      • Orson Bean

        I agree that's equally nuts. A pox on all conspiratorial nutbars.

        Re the 9/11 loonies, the two leading left-wing publications in the BC Lower Mainland, The Georgia Straight and (especially) Common Ground magazine, have regularly over the years given prominent play to 9/11 "truthers" and the like. Invariably without publishing anything in the way of an obvious retort or equal time.

        One of the things that kills me about the 9/11 conspiracy theorists is that they never want to answer the rather simple question, to wit: how many people were in on the conspiracy? And the reason that that question makes them uncomfortable is that it shows up the very preposterousness of the theory. Because when you factor in the number of persons who would have had to have been involved — and who — mirabile dictu! — have ALL remained silent ever since — it's an absolutely massive number of people.

        • Orson Bean

          BTW, I liked the sign at the rally: "The Death Star was an Outside Job — and so was 9/11."

      • Keith in Brampton

        True; if you want to talk conspiracy theorists, there are far more – in positions of power – who still think the terrorists came from Canada. For them, South Park is reality TV. But what do I know? I thought Bush was wrong about the WMDs, and was just looking for an excuse to be War President… guess they proved ME wrong!

  • dom youngross

    Didn’t attend either Beck’s or Stewart’s rallies. I will though attend the Nov. 2nd national US rally at the voting booth. Hear tell about 90 million are expected to attend that one. I’m only going to stay maybe 10-15 minutes at most. That’s as long as it takes.

    Beck, Stewart, and their rallying ‘followers’ are like dogs trying to mark territory with their urine, with the higher quantity of urine expended winning. Or stinkier. When one dog first lays down a stink stream, the second dog can’t let that go unchallenged.

    Boggles me why anyone needs prompting or motivation to vote. Maybe the rally attenders want to feel they have more than one vote’s worth of effect on the outcome of an election.

  • tdotTim

    Extremely well put.

    • tdotTim

      And that was @chet

  • PeterboroDave

    Yeah good point, but the Democrats didn't have a 24 hour news network repeating those claims over and over and over and over and…….

  • YYZ

    There are a couple of important nuances:

    The first is that all those talking points were not the focal points/lead editorial positions of leading cable news networks.

    The second is that all those talking points were not the mainstays of Democratic Party's message.

    The Republicans are worse than the Democrats on insane hyperbole. On the left it's fringe. On the right it's mainstream. That's the difference, and that's why Jon Stewart should be more aggressive about calling it out on the right.

  • http://tshibwabwablaise.blogspot.com Blaise Tshibwabwa

    Wow, wow, wow
    Enjoyable read…amazing what goes around in the world!

  • Jan

    chet, maybe you're just so tolerant you don't see race anymore. That's got to be it.

  • Keith in Brampton

    Hey! Doesn't that make him Stephen Colbert?

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