Good-bye, penny

The Senate wanted it phased out. The finance minister called it useless. Now it’s really over.

by Nicholas Köhler on Friday, January 14, 2011 8:00am - 20 Comments

The humiliations never ceased. Canada reduced the penny’s size by a quarter in 1920 due to soaring copper costs and to bring it in line with its U.S. cousin—the piece now measures 19.05 mm in diameter. In the Depression, penny production actually climbed against falling wages, making the coin a sort of spectre of ill tidings. The coin most of us grew up with—two maple leaves growing in an anatomically suspect manner from a single twig—appeared in May 1937, delayed by the abdication of Edward VIII over his marriage to the American divorcee Wallis Simpson. As climbing copper prices continued to bleed it of its original substance, the cent’s mass sank—to 2.35 grams today. It is now mainly steel or zinc, depending on which the mint can buy more cheaply, and the planchets, or blanks, are just as often sourced from Greeneville, Tenn.-based Jarden Zinc Products, which incidentally has lobbied the U.S. government aggressively to keep that country’s penny, but which has apparently left Canada’s Senate to its own devices.

Our penny has always stretched the definition of disposable cash. Officials at the mint even now must remind magazine writers that placing a one-cent coin on a railroad track for the purposes of flattening it is a criminal act. “It is illegal to deface a coin in Canada,” says Alex Reeves, the mint’s communications manager. “We’ve all heard of the pennies on railroad tracks and so on. That’s something that’s not allowed.” Which was news to Dick MacKenzie, publisher of the Sioux Lookout Bulletin, a weekly paper in the northwest Ontario railroad town of Sioux Lookout—pop. 5,000—whose kitchen door opens 10 m from the CN tracks. “I still do it sometimes as the freights pass,” he says. “It’s great to show off for little neighborhood kids who have never seen it done. Their eyes grow bigger than the processed penny.”

The one-cent coin has long delighted children, particularly when it still held the promise of candy. Roy Bolin, a 79-year-old Winnipeg resident, recalls those Saturdays in the 1930s when his parents handed him a quarter and sent him and his younger sister Shirley to the Tivoli Theatre. “It would be 10 cents admission and we’d have five cents to spend,” he says. “We would go to the drugstore and licorice was my favourite candy—you know those Twisters? They would be one cent each or two for a penny. We would kind of load up. A nickel bought you a lot of candy.”

Sometimes, you see, the penny delivers. Consider again the Winnipeg Eaton’s, this time in the early 1960s. A keen-eyed shopper finds a rare penny in the change he receives at a counter, freshly minted but with a date from the late 1930s—a small gold coin shining in his palm. On his next visit he finds another golden penny, three decades old but again as though new. Coin enthusiasts begin rushing to the store on Portage Avenue. “They were probably worth 50 cents, a dollar, per penny,” says Laing, the Winnipeg numismatist. Eaton’s management, alerted to this strange phenomenon, traces the cache of rare coins, now called the “Eaton’s hoard,” to the store vault, where tens of thousands of pennies had been deposited, buried under more recent inventory, and forgotten—a treasure of pennies.

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  • David Murray

    Penny is costly and useless and definitely outdated

    • Gary

      The Senate fits your description as well

  • M_A_D_world

    It'll last long enough to bilk taxpayers of a few studies, months of debate, two dead bills in parliament, plus undoubtedly one scandal.
    It's past it's once supposed usefulness.

    • FVerhoeven

      Good points. Some will milk the system for all it's worth.

      But of course, we don't need any new studies into this one. Getting rid of the penny has been done in many countries, and examples of how to go about it are abound.

      Get rid of the penny, Just do it! It isn't even worth the debate.

  • Selena

    The penny is a metaphor for the Senate itself. Another of the sweet ironies of politics.

    • Gary

      I agree but would add that at least the penny is not a patronage appointment and an undemocratic relic from the past. Senate says the penny is useless, expensive and should be abolished. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black .

      • mr super fayul

        fu

  • Craig

    The penny is useless and costly, but how long will it take for the House to agree on this fact?

  • Titus

    Don't we have more important things to worry about?

  • chrimartel

    We could list a hundred and one things and concepts that were important and revered but that had gone… the penny will just be one of them.

  • inuvikphil

    Good, about time! Enough debate, just do it already.

    Everyone has a jar of these things at home and they're not worth the time of rolling and spending them.

    Fountain de-clogging technicians will no doubt appreciate the lack of pennies in the drain pipes

  • Thomas Muller

    I mean seriously! Drop it already! These senate people just come wearing their fancy suits and driving in thier fancy cars. They don't care about our issues!

  • haha

    wow people are crazy

  • i love pennys

    so can we keep our pennys?

    • responder

      never

  • JMCK

    Perhaps we can just stop manufacturing them. Cash transactions will work themselves out. Plus, there are enough pennies in circulation, Canadian or US, to satisfy those merchants and patrons who want to use them stil — they'll find a way.

  • Jess

    So where will the money used on making and distributing them each year go? To make more nickles? Pay off debt? Wouldnt that be great if as final farewell to the penny we could make the penny useful and pay off a chip of our debt.

  • ED CARR

    I have not used them for years. Anytime I get one in change, I just give it back. Often if I make a purchase for say $5.01, 5.02, 5.03 or 5.04, I give the clerk $5.00 and they say just forget the penny. They are completely useless. USA should BAN THE PENNY.

  • Bill

    A penny saved is a penny earned. Let's keep the penny, and scrap the senate if it's not Triple E. Also, let's have better representation by population in the House of Commons.

  • Tony, SFO-YUL

    Hurry up and drop it so the United States can do the same.

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