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Hiding from the sunlight

by Aaron Wherry on Monday, January 24, 2011 10:02am - 29 Comments

Tabatha Southey watches the Conservative ads.

Bright light pouring in through the arched stained-glass windows suggests that either it’s daylight outside or an alien invasion is under way. Either way, our Prime Minister is unperturbed. He makes his way upstairs to his office, where, with the wooden blinds on the windows drawn fastidiously against the light, he works from a few tidy files, writing things on papers – according to the closing shot (Exterior: Night, Parliament Hill), all night long …  The message seems to be: One man, and one man alone – entirely alone – can be trusted to protect Canadians from the marauding stock footage that is shown at the top of the ad.

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  • tobyornotoby

    Hugo Chavez runs his country single handedly too.

  • niceguy71

    First!!!

    • somename

      Second!

  • Richard_S_Argent

    Can anybody seriously argue that banning all forms of political advertising would cause any harm whatsoever to our political debate?

    • Patchouli

      I agree! Election campaigns should see politicians pulling up in trains and speaking from the caboose to whoever is interested enough to come out and hear them — media included. We've all become so lazy. No more image campaigns, or spins on the truth — just some good old-fashioned oratory contests, with ideas and rhetoric and everything. Maybe even a vision now and then!

      • Emily

        How long has it been since you've seen a caboose on a train??

      • Richard_S_Argent

        I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

        I'll assume you're agreeing with me…'cause I'm vain like that :)

        • Thwim

          Having observed Patchouli around here for some time, the response isn't sarcastic, it's honest.

  • Douglass

    I know SH was going for the 'look, I'm a rock in unstable waters' thing, but honestly this ad confuses me. Having the Prime Minister and only the Prime Minister in the ad. Staying late, doing all the work. You'd think he'd want to get away from the micromanaging control freak persona that he has been employing recently. It's such a turn off!

    • Out There

      One of the things that bothers me the most about the Conservative party is their focus on one man. Leader worship frightens me.

      Still, to be fair to the Tories: the goal of an ad is to put the party's best face forward. Showing other Conservative ministers at work would not give the average Canadian viewer a feeling of security and confidence.

      • LdKitchenersOwn

        Yeah, I was going to say, look at the Tory front benches. Who could they add to the scene that wouldn't make the average Canadian feel worse about the Tories than they do with just Harper there?

        I think most people's reaction would be "I was listening to the PM listing his government's accomplishments and work ethic, and then Tony Clement appeared and I remembered, Tony Clement is a federal cabinet minister! Having shaken that disturbing thought from my mind, I tried to get back to what the PM was saying, but I could no longer get a bevy of comments from Clement's twitter feed out of my head, so I moved on".

  • ZestyMordant

    It kind of seems like he's hung over. Get to work at the crack of noon, pull the blinds closed to keep the office dark, pour some coffee in your favourite Beatles mug…

    Of course, redacting a huge stack of files is not what I do when hung over, but to each their own.

    • Holly Stick

      I read somewhere that he doesn't drink coffee, so what is really in the mug?

  • MostlyCivil

    He needs the lights down low, and prefers to work late, since the still-beating heart of Peter McKay loudly thrums beneath the floorboards…

    • SamDavies

      "Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the beating of his hideous heart!"

    • Richard_S_Argent

      Literary references in your posts? To quote our most recent inductee into the "Negative Exclamation Point Club"

      "Thank you for continuing to illustrate the way the left has dragged debate into the gutter. Smear and personal attacks…stay classy commie.."

      A pox on both our houses I say! A pox!

      (….wait….that can't be right…can it? ;)

      • http://dougsamu.wordpress.com dougrogers

        If you were Right, you'd be correct.

        • MostlyCivil

          I was trying to figure out a way to work in "rosebud" and have the Mckay/Orchard note drop from the lifeless hand…but really, wayyyy too much work.

  • Thwim

    Of course not. After all, at least Harper hasn't gotten his majority yet.

  • http://www.CannabisCulture.com Jodie Emery

    I actually have a photo of the REAL coffee mug Harper uses — I took the photo inside his Calgary constituency office. Sitting on Harper's desk is a coffee mug with the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SEAL. So he can put his lips to an American mug every day. See the photo in my Facebook album of our Harper office occupation: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2036135&amp…

    • craigola

      Huh. I thought it was one that said, "My wife went to a fancy gala and all I got was this lousy mug."

    • Jodie's Hot

      Jodie….you are super hot!

  • Randy

    Stephen Harper: Vampire governance, working for ALL Canadians.

  • Emily

    Both of em are wannabe dictators, with grandose ideas about their own abilities.

  • niceguy71

    The best part of these ads is that they are going to lead to ANOTHER Conservative government….Ha ha ha ha ha. Enjoy the wilderness, and have a soy latte on me…….lol.

  • niceguy71

    Thank you for continuing to illustrate the way the left has dragged debate into the gutter. Smear and personal attacks…stay classy commies….

  • craigola

    Starbucks wants your credit card number. HURRY! There's a lineup!

  • Dave

    You know, the doctor-man can do things about humour impairment these days. There are drugs, surgical options, prosthetics…

  • MostlyCivil

    As far as prosthetics go, this case might well necessitate the removal of a stick than the addition of an organ or limb…

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