Too early for Jane Fonda, we had Jack

Barbara Amiel on how Jack LaLanne exhorted us all to stop being slaves to our aging bodies

by Barbara Amiel on Wednesday, February 9, 2011 11:05am - 5 Comments

By the 1930s, “obesity” was in the lingua franca and on the male mind. The hero of Orwell’s Coming Up for Air was George Bowling, a lower-middle-class suburbanite with a 49-inch waist at age 45. On contemplating his middle-aged spread, Bowling concludes, “No woman… will ever look twice at me again, unless she’s paid to.” Men’s body belts and Linia shorts (Spanx for chaps) were advertised. After the war, the spreading male middle was linked to the deadening culture of the commuting suburbanite and his sedentary life from office to home to TV set.

I don’t quite know when this exercise craze hit women. When the mantra of the Duchess of Windsor that you can’t be too thin or too rich hit the steno pool. When the models in the Eaton’s catalogue went from size 10 to size 4. But hit it did, and for those of us stranded on the shore, the pre-baby-boomers, the women who were too late for the youth leagues and too early for Jane Fonda, there was Jack LaLanne exhorting us all to stop being slaves to our aging bodies and help our slackening muscles match up to our inner youth.

God bless him. I know you’re doing fingertip push-ups on the clouds, Jack, with angels and cherubs in tow, all in heavenly workouts together.

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  • http://www.huffingtonpost.com Giles Slade

    There's a really fine little book available from Harper by my old teacher Stanley Fish called "How to Write a Sentence." Mrs Black should get it and read it before she produces more piffle like this. Who edits her stuff, incidentally? You should have to sign your initials next to it the way a stone mason had to make his mark next to his mistakes.

    • brad dale

      When you have an article published in Maclean's, you can thank dear teacher Fish until your heart is content. Till then keep your piffle to yourself and read another column if you find the one by Mrs. Amiel so painful. B.D.

    • Feedback

      Oh Mr. Slade how you doth protest. I'll just bet you wouldn't say such things to her face. Instead you spend your time critiquing someone you clearly don't like. Why even bother reading? By the way, your last sentence could be improved by changing the word 'had' to 'has', unless of course stone masons have ceased the practice mentioned. Also, in Canada punctuation goes inside the period, unless of course you are a journalist. See how petty I sound? Just not nice. Just not nice.

      Great column Ms. Amiel! Your topics are always a surprise. Jack was a class act.

  • Ben Dover

    jack was right and so is babs to honor his passing.

  • Gina Bisaillon

    I'm a retired professional copy editor and though I don't always agree with Ms. Amiel's opinions, in all the years that I've read her columns I don't remember ever having wanted to suggest she hire me.

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