We’re all in the royal family

COYNE: Perhaps we’ve grown out of our insecurities—and growing into the monarchy

by Andrew Coyne on Friday, July 8, 2011 11:00am - 224 Comments
We're all in the royal family

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Even before Prince William and his bride Kate had arrived in Canada—before they had visited their first cancer patient, or listened to their first war vet, before they had thrilled hundreds of thousands in Ottawa or talked with street kids in Quebec or surveyed the efforts to rebuild Slave Lake, Alta.—the nation’s newspaper columnists were sounding the alarm at the invasion. When, they sighed, would Canada grow up? Wasn’t it time to slough off these last vestiges of colonial rule? Of all the irrational, outmoded ideas: to choose a head of state on the basis of heredity.

As the trip wore on—as the prince greeted crowds in English and French and Dene and Inuvialuktun, visited the cradle of Confederation in Charlottetown, played road hockey in Yellowknife—the pundits’ mood only seemed to grow sourer. These hicks waving happily at the couple as they passed: was it not obvious they were simply in the thrall of celebrity? Could they not see the prince and his glamorous consort for the foreigners they are?

Nothing new here. The same party-poopers write the same diatribes every time royalty comes to town. But they have seldom seemed quite so out of step with the times, so…dated. In truth it is not the monarchy that is outmoded, it is the critics, invariably of a certain age, who seem unable to escape a time when asserting the country’s identity meant rejecting not only monarchy, but a long list of things that were supposedly holding us back. Perhaps what we are discovering on this tour is that the country has grown out of such adolescent insecurities. Perhaps we’re growing into the monarchy.

Yes, they’re an attractive couple, and yes, they’re famous. But no ordinary celebrity inspires this kind of popular affection, or works so hard to deserve it. They’ve been compared to rock stars, but the cheers this kind young couple have elicited are not the kind you hear at a rock concert, but at a wedding reception: softer, warmer, more spontaneous. They may be newlyweds, but most of all, they’re family.

Heredity is not incidental to that. It has everything to do with it. A great part of the mystique of royalty is bound up in the idea of fate, the accidents of chance to whose remorseless rule we are all of us, high or low, subject. The prince, after all, had no choice in the matter. He did not seek to become prince, was not appointed to the job, or elected. He simply is. It is his fate, and as such his duty, which he performs, uncomplainingly.

Heredity may not be the appropriate means, in a democracy, for apportioning power or wealth, but to deny its symbolic role is foolish. The whole of society is organized around the family, whose express purpose is inheritance, genetic or otherwise. What is a nation but an extension of that: though not, in a liberal state, connected by blood ties, it can yet trace a kind of genealogy in its history, the collective inheritance that is the sum of many generations’ work.

Monarchy, then, is the symbolic representation of that idea, the passing of the generations in the house of Windsor mirroring the passing of the generations at large, back and back into antiquity. When we consider that it is our Crown, we are reminded that we are not, in fact, a young country at all. We are an ancient kingdom: first French, then British, now Canadian.

It’s quite delightfully homely, when you think of it: here you have this whole constitutional order, with all its laws and institutions, and at the very apex sits not a god or an ideology but…a family. Again, the symbolism is important. Our system may be based on many fine ideas, but all are subordinate to the imperative of humanism, that systems and ideas must always be judged by how they affect people’s lives, and not the other way around. If it is easier to be loyal to a person than a thing, it is perhaps because it is humanity that is thus being affirmed.

I could cite monarchy’s other symbolic roles: as a reminder, in its constrained, constitutional form, of the hard-won victory of democracy over absolutism; as a means of constraining, in its turn, the pretensions of elected politicians, who in bowing to the Queen (as it has been said) bow to us; as the personification of the state, embodying both the rule of law and popular sovereignty. But I think its particular function as the locus of loyalty is crucial.

Think of what goes on when the prince stops to chat with an elderly war vet. All of that history, all of that mystique, all of the cheers of the crowd, all of the hoopla that goes with royalty are at that moment channelled through him onto the object of his attention. All of the love and loyalty that is directed at him is now reflected back: the smile that lights up the vet’s face is the receipt of that exchange. I confess I cannot see anything wrong with this.

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  • Anonymous

    Wow, I truly can’t disagree more. Why can’t we save the royals some trouble and elect our own ceremonial figurehead (preferably one with a fixed term–a “governor general” without a direct line to Mother England)? This is one constitutional nightmare I wouldn’t mind resolving within my lifetime, even if it does take ten provinces. 

    I’m as sentimental as the next person (and a dual citizen with the UK, and an Anglican, and a traditionalist in many respects…), but this is just nonsense. I sincerely wonder if other members of the royal family (Charles and Camilla, for instance) would have been granted the same reception as the attractive, fashionable couple-du-jour. 

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I truly can’t disagree more. Why can’t we save the royals some trouble and elect our own ceremonial figurehead (preferably one with a fixed term–a “governor general” without a direct line to Mother England)? This is one constitutional nightmare I wouldn’t mind resolving within my lifetime, even if it does take ten provinces. 

    I’m as sentimental as the next person (and a dual citizen with the UK, and an Anglican, and a traditionalist in many respects…), but this is just nonsense. I sincerely wonder if other members of the royal family (Charles and Camilla, for instance) would have been granted the same reception as the attractive, fashionable couple-du-jour. 

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I am not a “die hard” Republican, but this is BS – Unbelievable

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I am not a “die hard” Republican, but this is BS – Unbelievable

  • Anonymous

    Wonderful article. I can’t think of anything more dismal than any possible alternative to the Sovereign as head of state. There’s always going to be someone to say “When will Canada grow up?” It’s predictable whenever the Royal Family is in the news that we’ll hear that from exactly the demographic you identified in this article. The fact is, we grew up a long, long time ago and Canada is no longer a young country but, as you say,an ancient kingdom. This Royal Visit was a tour de force and fills me with optimism for the future. The haters of our Canadian monarchy (who refuse to grow up) have had a very bad week. God save the Queen.

  • Anonymous

    Wonderful article. I can’t think of anything more dismal than any possible alternative to the Sovereign as head of state. There’s always going to be someone to say “When will Canada grow up?” It’s predictable whenever the Royal Family is in the news that we’ll hear that from exactly the demographic you identified in this article. The fact is, we grew up a long, long time ago and Canada is no longer a young country but, as you say,an ancient kingdom. This Royal Visit was a tour de force and fills me with optimism for the future. The haters of our Canadian monarchy (who refuse to grow up) have had a very bad week. God save the Queen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=821940060 Mike Murphy

      You’ve made an erroneous, illogical, and fallacious leap to suggest Republicans hate the monarchy.  Got any other fatuous observations lad?

  • Anonymous

    The British, of course, don’t fawn and grovel like we colonials do

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2012779/Kate-Middleton-A-flash-thigh-sensational-week.html

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know you nor do I know your work as a journalist but I thought your column about the undemocratic senate was quite good but now I read your ramblings on the undemocratic monarchy and wonder why is one undemocratic and the other isn’t. After all, in both cases the Canadian public has had no say in these choices but then again we are just a quasi-democratic country not a true one. I disagree with you entirely when you say having as our head of state a British foreigner is okay because we were a British colony. As far as I’m concerned we still are a British colony and until we cut that umbilical cord, always will be. In other words we are not our own independent people. Another strange coincidence is that all the big industrial countries with the exception of Britain, which is sinking fast,and Japan whose monarchy is viewed differently, are republics and this includes two of the fastest rising ones, Brazil and India. Most of these republics had monarchies at one time but for one reason or another did away with them, some violently, but little Canada needs her queen or king to look up to or as the monarchists would probably say, their “betters.” Finally, it is a position of selfishness on our part that we force this family to continue in their roles as royalty when we are free to do and say almost anything we want because we’re not under the microscope like they are.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know you nor do I know your work as a journalist but I thought your column about the undemocratic senate was quite good but now I read your ramblings on the undemocratic monarchy and wonder why is one undemocratic and the other isn’t. After all, in both cases the Canadian public has had no say in these choices but then again we are just a quasi-democratic country not a true one. I disagree with you entirely when you say having as our head of state a British foreigner is okay because we were a British colony. As far as I’m concerned we still are a British colony and until we cut that umbilical cord, always will be. In other words we are not our own independent people. Another strange coincidence is that all the big industrial countries with the exception of Britain, which is sinking fast,and Japan whose monarchy is viewed differently, are republics and this includes two of the fastest rising ones, Brazil and India. Most of these republics had monarchies at one time but for one reason or another did away with them, some violently, but little Canada needs her queen or king to look up to or as the monarchists would probably say, their “betters.” Finally, it is a position of selfishness on our part that we force this family to continue in their roles as royalty when we are free to do and say almost anything we want because we’re not under the microscope like they are.

  • Anonymous

    Since Canada is a Constitutional Monarchy and the Head of State is the Queen,  for the forseeable future, since it is impossible to get 10 provinces to agree on anything, especially to become a Republic—I think the government should invite one of the Royals to be the next Governor-General—like Prince William or Prince Harry ?   Who but a Royal would be the BEST representative of the Monarch.  A Royal would make the monarchy more relevant to Canadians instead of just some entity from somewhere over the distant ocean, as well as be a CELEBRITY, to draw crowds and tourists to events the Royal would be in attendance at.  The— have been GGs— were just NObody of importance filling a position.  A Royal would bring Celebrity pomp and pageantry to the boring government.  Somebody has to fill the position and get paid for the job,  may as well be someone of Celebrity Royal status.  Since ALL religions are just a pile go DOGs**t, a personal idiosyncrasy, a Royal’s church affiliations would have NO influence in a secular Canada.  I would hate to live in a Canada that would be just a state of America—a government full of corruption, bribery, payola, run by greedy corporations—certainly NOT democratic.  The Monarchy at least provides some stability for a government full of BIG-EGO politicians wanting to be dictators.  It would be difficult to satisfy everyone, but does anybody have much choice now ? ?  A Royal GG would be an interesting novelty.

  • Anonymous

    Since Canada is a Constitutional Monarchy and the Head of State is the Queen,  for the forseeable future, since it is impossible to get 10 provinces to agree on anything, especially to become a Republic—I think the government should invite one of the Royals to be the next Governor-General—like Prince William or Prince Harry ?   Who but a Royal would be the BEST representative of the Monarch.  A Royal would make the monarchy more relevant to Canadians instead of just some entity from somewhere over the distant ocean, as well as be a CELEBRITY, to draw crowds and tourists to events the Royal would be in attendance at.  The— have been GGs— were just NObody of importance filling a position.  A Royal would bring Celebrity pomp and pageantry to the boring government.  Somebody has to fill the position and get paid for the job,  may as well be someone of Celebrity Royal status.  Since ALL religions are just a pile go DOGs**t, a personal idiosyncrasy, a Royal’s church affiliations would have NO influence in a secular Canada.  I would hate to live in a Canada that would be just a state of America—a government full of corruption, bribery, payola, run by greedy corporations—certainly NOT democratic.  The Monarchy at least provides some stability for a government full of BIG-EGO politicians wanting to be dictators.  It would be difficult to satisfy everyone, but does anybody have much choice now ? ?  A Royal GG would be an interesting novelty.

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely not. If the Charter must be torn asunder and our country cast into turmoil in order to change us into a republic, then so be it, but our head of state AND governor general will not both be helmed by hereditary welfare cases. Canadians of all races and religions must be able to see that they too, through hard work and sacrifice, can lead Canada to greatness.

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely not. If the Charter must be torn asunder and our country cast into turmoil in order to change us into a republic, then so be it, but our head of state AND governor general will not both be helmed by hereditary welfare cases. Canadians of all races and religions must be able to see that they too, through hard work and sacrifice, can lead Canada to greatness.

      • Anonymous

        Unfortunately the odds are that a Republic of Canada will not exist.  Openning the Constitution to change will bring about the partitioning into many separate countries.  Quebec will get its sovereignty.  Alberta will go on its own too.  Newfoundland, too.  BC will follow.  What will be left ? ?  Ontario ?  etc.   Then the politicians will sell each country to the Corporations and there will be nothing but dictators—installed by the elite—to rule .  Just like Saddam Hussein in Iraq, Gaddaffi in Libya, in Afghanistan, and every other country that the CIA  controls.   A new kind of COLONIALISM ! !   I am a pensioner and hope I do not live long enough to see the destruction of Canada. I prefer the stability and peace that we have had so far.. 

      • Anonymous

        Unfortunately the odds are that a Republic of Canada will not exist.  Openning the Constitution to change will bring about the partitioning into many separate countries.  Quebec will get its sovereignty.  Alberta will go on its own too.  Newfoundland, too.  BC will follow.  What will be left ? ?  Ontario ?  etc.   Then the politicians will sell each country to the Corporations and there will be nothing but dictators—installed by the elite—to rule .  Just like Saddam Hussein in Iraq, Gaddaffi in Libya, in Afghanistan, and every other country that the CIA  controls.   A new kind of COLONIALISM ! !   I am a pensioner and hope I do not live long enough to see the destruction of Canada. I prefer the stability and peace that we have had so far.. 

  • Guest

    Since Canada is a constitutional Monarchy and the Queen is the Head of State and will be for some time into the future—since trying to get all 10 provinces to ever agree on anything, especially to become a Republic, is next to impossible—who but a Royal would be the BEST representative of the Monarch.  It would be novel for the government to invite one of the Royals to be the next Governor-General—like Prince William.  A Royal in this position would bring the royalty closer to Canada,  not just some entity from somewhere across the ocean,  and would also be a CELEBRITY position—bringing out the crowds and tourists to see the Royals at different events throughout Canada—since the governors-general of the past have been “just  NObodies”—no one of interest—only holding a position for ceremonial purposes.  A Royal would do the same but with the CELEBRITY status—the pomp and pageantry of history.  Since ALL religions are just a pile of DOG-s**t—a personal idiosyncrasy,  a Royal Governor-General’s church affiliations would have no influence in a secular state. Somebody has to fill the position.  A royal doing his duty would be much more interesting.  I am not a monarchist but I would hate Canada to be an American state—a government system  full of corruption, bribery, payola, under corporate control—certainly  NOT  democratic !   The Monarchy, at  least, provides stability in a government full of BIG-EGO politicians.   

  • Guest

    Since Canada is a constitutional Monarchy and the Queen is the Head of State and will be for some time into the future—since trying to get all 10 provinces to ever agree on anything, especially to become a Republic, is next to impossible—who but a Royal would be the BEST representative of the Monarch.  It would be novel for the government to invite one of the Royals to be the next Governor-General—like Prince William.  A Royal in this position would bring the royalty closer to Canada,  not just some entity from somewhere across the ocean,  and would also be a CELEBRITY position—bringing out the crowds and tourists to see the Royals at different events throughout Canada—since the governors-general of the past have been “just  NObodies”—no one of interest—only holding a position for ceremonial purposes.  A Royal would do the same but with the CELEBRITY status—the pomp and pageantry of history.  Since ALL religions are just a pile of DOG-s**t—a personal idiosyncrasy,  a Royal Governor-General’s church affiliations would have no influence in a secular state. Somebody has to fill the position.  A royal doing his duty would be much more interesting.  I am not a monarchist but I would hate Canada to be an American state—a government system  full of corruption, bribery, payola, under corporate control—certainly  NOT  democratic !   The Monarchy, at  least, provides stability in a government full of BIG-EGO politicians.   

  • Anonymous

    Yet the Canadian senate is intolerable.  

  • Anonymous

    Yet the Canadian senate is intolerable.  

  • TonyAdams

    Dennis The Peasant:

    “Oh, King, eh? Oh, very nice… And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! If there’s ever gonna be any progress in our society… 

    Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ….. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!”

    I am anti-government, anti-privilege, anti-nepotism but I support Monarchy. In theory, I agree with Dennis, and many others, that Monarchy is not suitable for democracy but in practice Westminster/Monarchy model of Government is the best humans have created so far and I don’t like to tinker with practical success. 

    I also like Monarchy because it divides Canadians on non-partisan basis. Many Canadians who can’t stand politics went out to see our future King and Queen and I find that pro-Monarchy, pro-Republic supporters do not follow party affiliations, which is also refreshing.

    • Anonymous

      The only reason the monarchy doesn’t follow tightly defined partisan lines is because most people think of it in jest, when it is really a tacit infringement on our right to elect people we want to represent us.  

      The United States is arguably the greatest example against monarchy that exists now, just as it was the greatest threat to communism in years past. It has its problems, but no one can deny its tremendous influence on the world, the greatness on its Constitution, and the combined brilliance of its population. The first nation to reach the moon as well as the first to create the atomic bomb – America has always been a land of great leaps and stumbles. But who can say Americans are not free?

    • Anonymous

      The only reason the monarchy doesn’t follow tightly defined partisan lines is because most people think of it in jest, when it is really a tacit infringement on our right to elect people we want to represent us.  

      The United States is arguably the greatest example against monarchy that exists now, just as it was the greatest threat to communism in years past. It has its problems, but no one can deny its tremendous influence on the world, the greatness on its Constitution, and the combined brilliance of its population. The first nation to reach the moon as well as the first to create the atomic bomb – America has always been a land of great leaps and stumbles. But who can say Americans are not free?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerome-Kenny/743326062 Jerome Kenny

    I couldn’t agree with you more Andrew.
    We have a history and should be proud of it.
    Canada is a prosperous country, and if our heritage had, or had not, something to do with that, I am glad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerome-Kenny/743326062 Jerome Kenny

    I couldn’t agree with you more Andrew.
    We have a history and should be proud of it.
    Canada is a prosperous country, and if our heritage had, or had not, something to do with that, I am glad.

    • J Villain

      We used to do some pretty nasty things to the native population the mentally ill, women and others. Should we be proud of that as well just because it is part of our history?

    • J Villain

      We used to do some pretty nasty things to the native population the mentally ill, women and others. Should we be proud of that as well just because it is part of our history?

    • J Villain

      We used to do some pretty nasty things to the native population the mentally ill, women and others. Should we be proud of that as well just because it is part of our history?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t mind (or respect) that people are excited by celebrity, even when it is as arbitrary as this case is, but the proposal that those of us who are not excited, that those of us who think it Silly, need to grow up? 

    Really?  

    I’ve seen teen girls crazy for Elvis, the Beatles, and Justin Bieber. I see this excitement about the Royals precisely the same. Are the screamers lining the streets thinking about History? No. It’s just another celebrity in a world that is so devoid of real heroes that fans will seize upon anything. 

    It makes me sad to see, and I am really really tired of headlines about their honeymoon. 

    Now if any of them used their celebrity to advance our atrophied social causes, if they actually engaged in some way other than showing off how cute they look in cowboy hats? 

    Then I might feel some respect. 

    Right now? Nope!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t mind (or respect) that people are excited by celebrity, even when it is as arbitrary as this case is, but the proposal that those of us who are not excited, that those of us who think it Silly, need to grow up? 

    Really?  

    I’ve seen teen girls crazy for Elvis, the Beatles, and Justin Bieber. I see this excitement about the Royals precisely the same. Are the screamers lining the streets thinking about History? No. It’s just another celebrity in a world that is so devoid of real heroes that fans will seize upon anything. 

    It makes me sad to see, and I am really really tired of headlines about their honeymoon. 

    Now if any of them used their celebrity to advance our atrophied social causes, if they actually engaged in some way other than showing off how cute they look in cowboy hats? 

    Then I might feel some respect. 

    Right now? Nope!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MJJXQBNBXW2B5EYY24IB7RDKPY Canada_Dad

    Geez Andrew, what a load of sentimental claptrap.

    I have no big issue with the monarchy.  It’s just one more dusty anachronistic institution.  I wouldn’t lift a finger to get rid of it or save it – I simply don’t care.

    However, I am starting to resent the amount of press coverage they have received.  It seems like they are headline news no matter what they do or where they go.  Serious stories are getting pushed aside for what amounts to celebrity stalking.

    So, Will and Kate, I’m sure you are both very nice people.  I’m glad you enjoyed your visit to Canada.  I hope everyone has treated you well.  I hate to sound rude but now I’d like you to go home and don’t be in a hurry to come back.  We’re not a colony anymore and we have lots of issues to address.  Your presence here is simply a distraction.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MJJXQBNBXW2B5EYY24IB7RDKPY Canada_Dad

    Geez Andrew, what a load of sentimental claptrap.

    I have no big issue with the monarchy.  It’s just one more dusty anachronistic institution.  I wouldn’t lift a finger to get rid of it or save it – I simply don’t care.

    However, I am starting to resent the amount of press coverage they have received.  It seems like they are headline news no matter what they do or where they go.  Serious stories are getting pushed aside for what amounts to celebrity stalking.

    So, Will and Kate, I’m sure you are both very nice people.  I’m glad you enjoyed your visit to Canada.  I hope everyone has treated you well.  I hate to sound rude but now I’d like you to go home and don’t be in a hurry to come back.  We’re not a colony anymore and we have lots of issues to address.  Your presence here is simply a distraction.

  • Guest

    It is refreshing to read a columnist who understands the role of history in shaping the present.  Coyne’s view of the monarchy and democracy echo Tocqueville’s description of the 2 sorts of patriotism:  one founded on the love of one’s birthplace, personified by the father and the monarch; the other a rational patriotism that binds a man to a democratic country because the laws are of his own making.  The first type of patriotism is instinctual and critical in time of crisis when self-sacrifice is required, but ineffectual in time of peace when reason must be applied to the resolution of complex issues; the second is more enduring and creative, but is mingled with self-interest and therefore less useful when the country is imperiled.  Tocqueville would be gratified to see a constitutional monarchy that links both types of patriotism.    

  • Guest

    It is refreshing to read a columnist who understands the role of history in shaping the present.  Coyne’s view of the monarchy and democracy echo Tocqueville’s description of the 2 sorts of patriotism:  one founded on the love of one’s birthplace, personified by the father and the monarch; the other a rational patriotism that binds a man to a democratic country because the laws are of his own making.  The first type of patriotism is instinctual and critical in time of crisis when self-sacrifice is required, but ineffectual in time of peace when reason must be applied to the resolution of complex issues; the second is more enduring and creative, but is mingled with self-interest and therefore less useful when the country is imperiled.  Tocqueville would be gratified to see a constitutional monarchy that links both types of patriotism.    

  • Anonymous

    Coyne’s view of the role of monarchy in a democracy echoes Tocqueville’s description of the 2 sorts of patriotism:  one founded on the love of one’s birthplace, personified by the father and the monarch; the other a rational patriotism that binds people to a democratic country because the laws are of their own making.  The first is instinctual and critical in time of crisis when self-sacrifice is required, but ineffectual in peace when reason must be applied to the resolution of complex issues; the second is more enduring and creative, but is mingled with self-interest and therefore less useful in times of peril.  Tocqueville would be gratified to see a constitutional monarchy that links both types of patriotism.    

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