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Google wants to see your papers

by Jesse Brown on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:17pm - 8 Comments

Earlier this month, Google+ kicked a geeky hornet’s nest by suspending the accounts of users registered under pseudonyms and nicknames. The angry reaction to their Facebook-like “real names” policy was unsurprising, considering the tech-centric early-adopter types who currently populate the nascent social network. I don’t want to call the Google+ crowd (of which I am a member) nerdy, but let’s just say that more than a few users would rather be known as “Lord Voldemort” than whatever happens to be printed on their birth certificates.

Speaking of those birth certificates, Google would like to see them.  When suspended users complained to Google, they were given ‘review’ forms. If you insist that “BonerKing” is your ‘common name,’ Google will ask you for government-issued ID to prove it:

We have reviewed your appeal and need more information in order to verify that the name entered [ __ ] is your common name.

Please reply to this email with a copy of your government issued ID, which we will dispose of after review.

Critics of the policy brought up numerous people for whom pseudonyms are perfectly reasonable and necessary, such as women with abusive exes or stalkers, government employees forbidden from using their real names on social networks, gay teens who are out online but not at home, and so on. (As an aside, wouldn’t the entire online dating industry cease to exist if ‘real name’ policies were standardized?)

The debate has come to be known as the #Nymwars, just in case additional proof of the disgruntled users’ geekery was needed. As it rages, Google has sprinkled fuel on the fire by introducing a “Verified” account system, similar to the one used on Twitter. Some team at Google now has the job of contacting every “Lady Gaga” on the network to find out if one of them is actually her highness Stefani Germanotta.

The move raises new questions: Lady Gaga, after all, is not the name on Ms.Germanotta’s government-issued ID. So why does she get to use her nickname when the rest of us cannot? Because she’s a celebrity, stupid. But since when does Google care about celebrities? And isn’t there something weird about Google demanding to see our ID under any circumstance?

It may not be ‘evil’ per se, but it sure does feel a bit…unGoogly. I have an interview request in with the search giant, who have been remarkably open with and responsive to me in the past. I hope to share their thinking on these policies in an upcoming post.

Jesse Brown is the host of TVO.org’s Search Engine podcast. He is on Twitter @jessebrown

Update:  Google initially granted me an interview on this, and then nixed it without explanation. 

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  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure they’re “contacting” celebrities to verify who they are, though I’m not sure what methods they are using.

    Molly Wood, host of CNET’s “Buzz Out Loud” podcast mentioned on the show yesterday that she went and checked and noticed that Google had “verified” her account on Google +.  She didn’t know they’d done that until she checked though, so she clearly hadn’t been contacted by Google.

    I also know people who don’t use their real names on FB either, but use names that COULD be real (i.e. like a Jack McCoy instead of John McCoy, or a Jayson instead of Jason, or a Smithe instead of Smith… none of those are examples from my real friends btw!).  Is Facebook/Google+ even TRYING to weed those out, and if so, I wonder how?

    For me, obviously, I think pseudonyms are useful and appropriate online.  I can see how letting people be truly “anonymous” is often problematic, and not necessarily a good policy, but imho, it’s only necessary that GOOGLE (or Facebook) can tie my account to my real self.  I see no reason why the public at large needs to be able to do that.

  • http://idrinkinthemorning.com Rick Omen

    Good thing I’ve still got my McLovin’ drivers license.

  • MostlyCivil

    Well, to be fair, nobody has an absolute right to acces to anything on the net they don’t actually pay for, so while Google may be heavy-handed, they can ask for blood samples as proof if they so desire. Anyone unhappy with the terms and conditions is free to not use the service.

    Yeah, I know, old guy, the internet should be free blah blah blah…

  • Anonymous

    Hey, that reminds me! I’ve got a Google+ account!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZPL6GXO3QR7CKS35I6COSU273Y rg

    See, here’s the problem. The whole advantage of the Internet is that it is a place unlike one’s ordinary life. You can bang hookers, you can discuss drug use, you can cuss out your whore of a wife – all with the protection of anonymity. What would be the point of going online, if everybody could find out about it? The Internet is Chinatown, Jake, and I like it that way.

  • Anonymous

    Good question Jessie: “And isn’t there something weird about Google demanding to see our ID under any circumstance?”

    YES.

  • Anonymous

    So much for the Raging Ranter Google+ page. Not that such a thing was in the works or anything. 

  • Anonymous

    My feeling is that the internet isn’t really ‘private’ or ‘confidential’, anyway.

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