Canada’s favourite mean girls from The Real Housewives of Vancouver kicked off their second season last night and while there was little actual drama, the snarky and at times dumbfounding commentary provided plenty of entertainment.

First we’re reintroduced to West Vancouver jet-setter Ronnie Negus, who, in light of her new sobriety, shares these words of wisdom: “I want to go out and make a difference in the world — and I can’t do that drunk.”

Negus explains that she is hosting an intimate bash for those who helped save her daughter Remington during a choking incident. Throughout the episode, however, she and her friends more or less invite anyone and everyone they meet to the affair —art consultant, horse riding instructor, recovering alcoholic, etc.

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